Thursday, November 14, 2002

North End Moment XXIX
My boss just got back from picking up his lunch at an Italian deli not far from the Scotch & Sirloin building. His order: a sandwich without tomatoes. Here's what happened:

Vinny: Whaddya got against tomatoes?
Bill: Nothing. I just don't like 'em. Never have.
Vinny: So whaddya put on your macaroni? Oil?
Bill: No tomato sauce. That's different. The medium is the message, right?
Vinny: Ya know, it's funny. I love raw onions. I hate grilled onions. But you give me grilled onions with peas, and I love it! Does that make any fuckin' sense?
Bill: That's what keeps life interesting.
Vinny: You're right. I'll see ya my man.

May you all lead interesting lives.

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