Third Time's the Charm?
So I'm finally interested in spending time -- or going out -- with women who aren't my ex, and my record's not too good thus far. After two attempts at making plans with two different women, I received the following responses:

"I feel goofy saying this, but I have a boyfriend."

"You will have to let me know when your band plays somewhere so my husband and I can come and hear you."

D'oh! Third time's the charm, right? I mean, I'm happy to hang out with these women platonically and all, but sheesh, crushes crumbled!