Rules for Fools XIII
Rule No. 16: Even though you never see Santa Claus and Superman in the same place at the same time, that doesn't mean that Santa Claus is Superman's alter ego or secret identity.

Corollary to Rule No. 16: Or vice versa.

Off to the airport in 30 minutes. Thanks to the Media Dieticians who've already suggested places for me to check out while on the road trip!