North End Moment IV
While waiting in line for my lunch order at Mangia! Mangia!:

Customer: I haven't read the newspaper for four days. I buy it every day, but I never have time to read it!
Cook: Fess up. You're illiterate.
Customer: It was our little secret, but now the cat's out of the bag. I look great though, holding it upside down.
Cook: Yeah. And looking at the pictures. They don't put in as many pictures as they used to.
Customer: Yeah. Too many words!