Corollary: Rules for Fools II
Friday night, while M@, Miss Mary, and I were waiting in line at the B-Side Lounge, M@ jokingly yelled, "Cheese it; it's the cops!"

A la Macros, it's probably always funny to actually say, "Cheez-Its; it's the cops!"

P.S. M@ and Mary's friend David really, really looked like David Cross. Looked like him, sounded like him, had a wicked sense of humor and taste for music. But three things set him apart from Mr. Cross: he has a full head of hair, his last name isn't Cross, and his DVD hasn't been delayed until June.