North End Moment XV
While waiting in line for my lunch order at Mangia! Mangia!:

Customer 1: He couldn't even pronounce "polio." He'd say "polo." "Measles"? "Mezzles" or "Me-ah-sles."
Customer 2: Was he on the computer?
Customer 1: No. This was on the phone.
Customer 2: Maybe he needs to see it to say it.
Customer 1: He ain't getting no freaking job. He's lucky the word "diphtheria" wasn't on the test.