Friday, July 12, 2002

Tickle Me Emo
Several friends have asked me to explain emo music to them recently. And I've had some trouble doing so. Well, if you haven't read the newsweekly magazines' recent expositions on emo, I've found the best emo song ever. "Three Easy Steps to Emo" by Girlband is a three-ingredient recipe for the perfect emo song. You'll have to listen to it to truly appreciate its greatness, but here are Girlband's three easy steps to emo:

Lesson 1: Start out mellow.
Lesson 2: Scream.
Lesson 3: Go for the throat.

That's basically it. Listen to the song, and you've heard almost every single emo song. Truth.

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