From the In Box: The Story of Spam III
I like the spam on your site today and kinda thought this was one of the better spams I've seen. Hope you enjoy, too. And hope all is well with you otherwise. -- Marty

You have just received the Amish virus. Because we don't have any computers or programming experience, this virus works on the honor system.

Please delete all the files from your hard drive and then manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.

Thank you for your cooperation and God bless you.

The Amish Computer Engineering Department