Sunday, May 21, 2006

Nervy, Pervy XXIX

Do you want your loved one to be portrayed as a pin-up girl a la the bathing beauties illustrated by the likes of Gil Elvgren? Now you can.

Forget the sidewalk caricaturists and the calligraphic name pictures involving orchids you can get on Times Square, enlist one Thomas Caggiano, who, in a small ad in a recent issue of New York magazine, suggests that you should "let him turn you into a timeless pinup."

I suppose it's better than letting a skeezy photog shoot your wife in her altogether.

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