What Google Thinks of Me, According to Googlism
Inspired by one Claire Zulkey, I just plugged my name into Googlism to see what Google thinks of me. Here's what it had to say:

heath row is a whore; clip art of a burrito; nonsequitor comics i am not a whore

heath row is shown as "hetherow"

heath row is a small hamlet a mile and a half east from longford

heath row is knocking on doors and sleeping on floors along north america's west coast to

heath row is my real name

heath row is participating in a web

heath row is senior social capitalist and worldwide co

heath row is the international co

heath row is to journey to cities like rochester and meet the local "cells" of what the magazine calls its company of friends

heath row is the brains behind somerville

heath row is back with another issue

heath row is soliciting material for future issues

heath row is a fancy gated community with expensive homes

From the above, it seems that I spend too much time at work, have identity issues, am addicted to media, and charge high rents.

Try it; you'll like it.