Last (Mail) Call

I have less time than I've ever had. And the time I have is ever more precious. So I need to be ever more efficient and effective in everything I do.

Time was, I'd open every item of mail. And if you sent me mailing labels, I'd do my best to use them. But I can't do that any more.

If you send me snail mail, if you send me junk mail, I will only open it if it's important and useful. Otherwise, I'll toss it, unopened.

I know many people do this already and that I'm late to the game, but, please, don't mail me things I don't need.

Direct marketers have lost one of their more patient people.

Junk mail, begone.