So we met on the internet. Now we need a cover up story. What crazy tale do you tell people about how we met in real life?
"We met on the Internet. Have you checked out Consumating? No? Well, let me tell you all about it... Our first date involved a three-tag match, a series of messages, a 13-mile hike, and nine hours. We were both tired the next day. But not of each other!"