Early this year, before I found this wonderful place to work, a notice was forwarded to me by my a friend I was staying with to audition for an unnamed reality TV show. So there I was in Palm Springs with a camera in my face, giving cheesy answers to cheesy questions, and trying a lil' political subversion through political anecdotes and leftist propoganda.
I knew nothing about the show going into it. I still know very little. What I do know is that I'll be on NBC Monday night. I also know you should probably check out the premiere because I may not have made it any further (ya never know).
ANSWERS TO FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
Yes, it's true. I'm on a silly reality show. I don't recommend 'em -- watching 'em or participating in them.
No, I wasn't under the influence of drugs at the time of that decision.
Of course, no, I am not average. Far from. In fact, my lawyer is fairly certain that I have grounds to sue for defamation.
And, no, I won't let the fame go to my head. Just please don't ask for autographs while I'm eating dinner in public. That is so tacky.
So... as much as I wouldn't mind no one watching the show, check it out. And then do damage control amongst the millions of viewers who will mistake me for some wack average dude on TV.
Make that surreality TV, I think.
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