Tuesday, February 05, 2002

Blogging About Blogging IX
Why do so many blogs suck? Take the Media Diet poll.
Blogging About Blogging VIII
I met a fellow named Jish while in the Bay Area last fall, and he runs a nifty little Web ring for bloggers appropriately called, ahem, Webloggers. I just added Media Diet to the mix, and if you do a blog, I suggest that you look into it! Imagine: a blog ring.

Of course, now that I've spent some time popping around blogspace using Webloggers' Random Site link, I've come to the conclusion that, just as is true with zines and personal Web sites, most blogs suck.

Jish, of course, is not at all responsible for this.
Blogging About Blogging VII
You've probably heard about the Webbies, but do you know about the Bloggies? In January, folks nominated and voted on blogs and blog-related sites in categories such as best merchandise, best meme, best Webcam, best design, and best blogs in Australia, Asia, Europe, Latin America, the US, and Canada. This guy named Wil Wheaton won in many different categories. Many, many different categories. So why haven't I heard about him -- or the Bloggies -- before?

As a response to the Bloggies, there's also the Anti-Bloggies. Will the self-referential circle jerking and metablogging never stop?
Leaving a Bad Taste on Your Bookshelf
Kevin Bowen has appropriated -- and collected other appropriated -- children's book covers over at Something Awful. Some are silly. Some are sick. All are something awful.
The Movie I Watched Last Night IV
Outland
Sean Connery's accent is more noticeable than it is today. There's a tough-talking female doctor character who reminds me of my friend Brett's mom. And the Serpico-meets-Aliens plot outline makes for a good heroic and slightly family-oriented story. The special features on the DVD are crummy though. "The Making of Outland" is all text, not a documentary. Ditto for the special feature about how the crew modeled the miniature mine. Lame extras. Good movie.

What movies have you seen lately?
Near-Death Experience
I'm being overdramatic, but I almost got hit by a car last night. I was walking home from work, just after getting off the T at Central Square. Towing a suitcase from last week -- lazy me left it at work for a week after a quick trip to New Jersey -- and carrying two courier bags, I neared the intersection of Green and Magazine streets right by the bus station. There's a crosswalk there, and a stop sign as Green Street intersects with Magazine Street.

There was a car coming to the intersection, but it was quite a ways back, with plenty of time to stop at the intersection. I step into the intersection, start walking across the street, and the car doesn't stop! I jump-step ahead to avoid getting hit as the car crosses the crosswalk at probably 20-25 miles per hour. "Dude, stop sign!" I yell, pointing. Another pedestrian also yells, "Stop sign!" at the car, driven by an older man who is yelling at me from inside the car. He continues yelling at me as he pulls through the intersection, almost getting hit by a bus pulling into the station before he eventually crosses River and Western streets at the light to go wherever he was headed.

Lessons learned:
  • Just because there's a stop sign doesn't mean that drivers will respect it.
  • Never underestimate how fast a car is going even if they're supposed to slow and stop.
  • Get the license plate number if you can.

    I should've reported the dude. Nevertheless, I was extra, extra careful at the next two intersections, looking both ways even when it was a one-way street. Cars are coffins.
  • Monday, February 04, 2002

    Near-DIY Distribution
    The Slush Factory, a wonderful independents-meet-mainstream comics journalism site I just started reading, currently features an interesting interview with Tim Stroup, one of the founders of Cold Cut Distribution. Stroup weighs in on ignoring the comics of Marvel, DC, and Image; what it's like working with 500 small-press publishers; and how they continue to compete when Diamond holds 95% of the comics distribution market. A good look inside a small-scale but big-hearted comics-related company.
    From the In Box: Your Local Use-Paper
    Thanks, dude! We did get a lot of good feedback, and it seemed a shame to let it go to waste. Back in the pre-Internet days we used to have this section called Reader Feedback, AKA Reader Feed Bag, where we would have the interns record comments from callers. This is much more efficient. -- Peter Howe
    Your Local Use-Paper
    In a rare -- but exciting and intriguing -- inclusion of readers' voices and ideas in a newspaper article, the Boston Globe today ran a story headlined Readers React to Cellphone Study. Reporter Peter Howe contributed a piece rounding up commentary gleaned from the 130 calls and emails the Globe received in response to last week's look at the Boston area's wireless network coverage quality. Kudos to Howe and the Globe for drawing on the experiences and knowledge of its readers.
    Books Worth a Look
    For Christmas, my folks game me a Reader's Journal published by Stewart, Tabori & Chang. I've been keeping track of the books I read, writing mini-reviews. Here's what I've read in late-2001 and in January this year:

    The African American Press: With Special Reference to Four Newspapers, 1827-1965 by Charles Simmons (1998)
    This near-academic "history of news coverage during national crises" looks at how the Chicago Defended, Pittsburgh Courier, Black Dispatch, and Jackson Advocate reported on abolition, the black vote, and black sentiment during world wars I and II, as well as the civil rights movement. Balances accomodation with militance in the light of government suppression -- and serves as an indictment against Percy Greene, publisher of the Mississippi-based Advocate, which fought civil rights efforts in lieu of kissing up to the white power structure.
    Days to read: 2. Rating: Good.

    American Hardcore: A Tribal History by Steven Blush (2001)
    Steve was active in the DC hardcore scene, booking shows and touring with No Trend. His extensive oral history of hardcore as an outgrowth of and response to the negative aspects of punk includes many reproductions of fliers and record covers of the time. He focuses on some of the most important bands -- Black Flag, the Bad Brains, the Dead Kennedys -- and analyzes the difference between the different scenes -- LA, Orange County, San Francisco, DC, Boston, New York City, etc. A must read.
    Days to read: 10. Rating: Excellent.

    The Anatomy of Buzz: How to Create Word of Mouth Marketing by Emanuel Rosen (2000)
    An extremely lucid and useful handbook on how to further buzz within social and commercial networks. Rosen takes an action-oriented approach to developing contagious products and accelerating natural contagian by working with network hubs, seeding conversations, telling better business stories, and pursuing viral marketing efforts. A crucially useful, well-organized how to!
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Excellent.

    Bread -- and Roses: The Struggle of American Labor 1865-1915 by Milton Meltzer (1967)
    Picked up off a shelf in the lobby of an apartment building in Mexico City, this heavily underlined book details the earliest days of the labor movement in America. Drawing on newspaper accounts primarily, Meltzer celebrates some of the unsung heroes of labor, focusing his attention mostly on notable strikes, riots, and court cases. Also heavily dependent on the activities of formal unions.
    Days to read: 60. Rating: Excellent.

    Cold Print by Ramsey Campbell (1987)
    A collection of short stories drawing on H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos. Dedicated to Fritz Leiber and Robert Bloch, Campbell's style is more similar to August Derleth and Stephen King than Lin Carter and Brian Lumley. Some stories are barely inspired by Lovecraft, which makes for a nice blend of contemporary horror and mythos pastiche. Might be a good introduction for people not into Lovecraft already.
    Days to read: 5. Rating: Good.

    The Executioner #277: Dirty Mission by Mike Newton as Don Pendleton (2001)
    Mack Bolan throws in with a couple of lefty humanitarians to quell the stateside assassinations of Colombian exiles speaking out against an oppressive regime. There's the requisite overly verbose hardware descriptions, the romantic interest (who isn't obtained in this book), and a sneaky attack on some thoroughbred horses. Easy reading.
    Days to read: 3. Rating: Good.

    Fandom Directory #19 edited by Mariane Hopkins (2000)
    This 525-page directory of science fiction and comic book fanzines, fan clubs, retail shops, and Web sites is a geek's paradise. Into Star Trek and wanting to learn Klingon? Read this. Obsessing over some random actor on Babylon 5? Come here. Mostly media tie-in fandom, but some pleasant subculture, comic, and zine surprises. The geeks of the geeks.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Excellent.

    Forming: The Early Days of LA Punk edited by Exene Cervenka (2000)
    The catalog to an exhibit of photographs, fliers, and album covers at Track 16 Gallery in Santa Monica, California, in 1999, this slim book compiles many iconic art examples from the era. The associated essays draw parallels to situationism, fluxus, and dada, including several reprints of writing by Slash's Claude Bessy and a timeline that puts the 1976-82 scene in a social, political, economic, and cultural context. Better to have seen the exhibit, I think.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Fine.

    Fury: Fictions and Films by Clive Holden (1998)
    Collecting a novella that interweaves three divergent narratives about three connected characters during a blackout, five short stories, and two mostly poetic representations of two of the author's experimental films, this book is short -- 170-plus pages -- but strong. Heavily Canadian in character, the writing reminds me of Jack Kerouac or J.D. Salinger, as seen with the Weakerthans' strong sense of the importance of place.
    Days to read: 2. Rating: Excellent.

    The Greatest Salesman in the World by Og Mandino (1968)
    Cloaked as a religion and inspiration book, this slim volume is really a romanticization of sales and marketing and an apology for mercenary commercial behavior. That said, it does encourage people to donate a portion of their profits to the poor -- and it offers some solid self-help suggestions regardless of whether you're in sales. Renewal, love, persistence, mindfulness, and humor are all good traits.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling (1999)
    Odd. While reading this, I was enraptured. But two days later, I could hardly remember a thing about the book! D these have lasting value? The character of Gilderoy Lockheart makes for some great comic commentary n publicity, fame, and celebrity. And Dobby the house-elf portends that Harry's fame is far flung. Good ending with giant spiders, Moaning Myrtle, a basilisk, and the ghost of a young Voldemort. It all comes back to me now. A great read.
    Days to read: 2. Rating: Excellent.

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling (1999)
    Not as satisfying as the last novel, this volume has a convoluted Who Done It? ending that ropes in a new lackey who will probably have a role in the future. Not as mythic as previous books, this introduces lycanthropy as an element and ups the ante on the quidditch match descriptions. Not as funny as the last book, either, as tensions test even the best of friends and enemies.
    Days to read: 3. Rating: Excellent.

    How to Write Science Fiction & Fantasy by Orson Scott Card (1990)
    This slightly dated book published by Writer's Digest Books breezes through a sci-fi how to in 137 pages. Amidst digs on Analog, Star Trek, and hard SF, Card expands on various kinds of stories, the rules of world creation -- space travel, etc. -- the difference between science fiction and fantasy, and how exposition works differently in SF than in other genres. Card's commentary on abeyance is especially useful.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    Make the Music Go Bang!: The Early LA Punk Scene edited by Don Snowden (1997)
    Basically an excuse to publish some of the scene-specific photos of Gary Leonard, this book comprises almost a dozen reminiscent "essays" by long-time scene stalwarts, including X's Exene Cervenka, Los Lobos' Louis Perez, and the editor of Slash. While a solid romp through the people and places of the era, the book's a little shallow and mostly succeeds because it shows how various subgenres came together in ways other communities and scenes couldn't sustain.
    Days to read: 6. Rating: Good.

    Mutts: Sunday Mornings by Patrick McDonnell (2001)
    Beautiful color edition of McDonnell's amazing comic strip, all from the Sunday funnies. The color is vibrant, and the full-page detail art adds a nice design element. While his commentary on animal shelters can be cloying, McDonnell's portrayal of how pets interact with their owners, as well as with each other, is poignant, powerful, and damn funny.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Excellent.

    Overcoming Addictions: The Spiritual Solution by Deepak Chopra (1997)
    By highlighting how addictive substances and activities such as alcohol, tobacco, drugs, sex, and work affect our mind body balance -- drawing on Ayurveda -- Chopra hones in on the root causes of addictive behavior and offers some solutions. These solutions are rooted in concentrating on positive alternative experiences, mindfulness, and conscious choice. This book has already helped me.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    Small Pieces Loosely Joined: A Unified Theory of the Web by David Weinberger (2002)
    The co-author of "The Cluetrain Manifesto" goes off on his own and crafts a well-reasoned and forward-thinking look at why the Web really matters. Considering how the Web changes our philosophical consideration of space, time, perfection, togetherness, knowledge, and matter, Weinberger contends that the Web can amplify humanity's social nature, offering a good measure of hope for the future of technology and business development.
    Days to read: 7. Rating: Good.

    Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein (1961)
    "The most famous science fiction novel ever written" starts out as a martian comes to Earth tale and quickly evolves into an Ayn Rand-like commentary on politics, organized religion, property, and polyamory -- complete with Jubal Harshaw, a Howard Roark-like character who turnd out to be the real hero. A bit preachy at times, but impressive in its ideas and narrative.
    Days to read: 4. Rating: Excellent.

    Strange Sisters: The Art of Lesbian Pulp Fiction 1949-1969 by Jaye Zimet (1999)
    Awesome book highlighting the cover art and text from lesbian-themed pulp novels. The author's collection is impressive, and her comments are insightful and humorous. Sections analyze the use of the female gaze, how the books were marketed to men, the sleaze element, and other themes -- use of butches, body image, and so on. Good resource listing.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Excellent.

    The True Believer: Thoughts on the Nature of Mass Movements by Eric Hoffer (1951)
    Hoffer's near-academic sociological and psychological study looks at the appeal of mass movements, qualities and characteristics of potential converts, the relationship between united action and self-sacrifice, and the important actors in various stages of a movement. Hoffer concentrates on fanaticism and draws parallels between Nazism and Christianity. A useful handbook for organizers, but not overly hopeful for positive success.
    Days to read: NA. Rating: Excellent.

    Victory Chimp by Neil Hagerty (1997)
    Imagine Lancelot Link as written by William S. Burroughs, and you've got a good idea about this book. Interstellar espionage story about an intelligent chimpanzee, written in a beat-meets-dada wordplay style. Some of it works well, and some does not. A vanity book. There's a change to first-person narrative at one point, but the ending -- the wrestling lectures -- were excellent.
    Days to read: 2. Rating: Fair.

    We Got the Neutron Bomb: The Untold Story of LA Punk by Marc Spitz and Brendan Mullen (2001)
    More than 160 people contribute their stories to this oral history of the LA punk scene. More balanced and in depth than "Make the Music Go Bang!" (reviewed above), this book considers the scene's precursors, genre-specific splits, and eventual evolution -- largely influenced by the hardcord insurgence from Orange County. The book also takes on the scene's entertainment industry ties and negative aspects, something "Make the Music Go Bang!" glosses over in the name of positive recollection and nostalgia.
    Days to read: 2. Rating: Excellent.

    Work 2.0: Rewriting the Contract by Bill Jensen (2001)
    The author of "Simplicity" weighs in with his analysis of the new work relationships possible in the post-New Economy, -recession, and -911 world. Written mainly for managers, "Work 2.0" concentrates on new work assets; personalized work tools, resources, and processes; peer-to-peer value and social networks; and extreme leadership. Equal parts call for grassroots leadership development and a customer service approach to management.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    What are you reading?
    The Movie I Watched Last Night III
    Friday: A Beautiful Mind
    Sunday: The Andromeda Strain

    Friday, February 01, 2002

    From the Reading Pile VI

    The American Girl #3
    It's been a year since #2, and this 108-page issue is a choose your own adventure based on Sara's 1999 vacation in Asia. Accompanies by illustrations courtesy of Jaki Wood, Sara's writing is detailed and matter of fact. But my first storyline ended too soon! So I had to pick a new path. My second adventure covered some of the same ground as the first, which surprised me, but it quickly becomes clear that this is a witty mix of fact and fiction -- a la the death by motorcycle! Sara and the Pope's time in Ho Chi Minh City is particularly poignant, and I especially appreciate the inclusion of maps as well as Jaki's humorous illos. I have no idea how long I read and reread this. The idea is so cool, the story so engaging, and the number of options so enjoyable that I'm surprise more travel-oriented perzines -- ahem, Urban Hermit -- haven't tried this. I eventually stopped and read it front to back so I didn't miss anything. Awesome. You'll learn about the local culture and people. You'll learn about cool places to go and things to do. And you'll have hella fun reading this. A keeper if you ever plan to go to Asia. $2 to Sara, P.O. Box 190054, San Francisco, CA 94119.

    Modern Fascist Quarterly #1 (Fall 2001)
    Don't be fooled by the editor's letter from Trevor Alixopolus, creator of such comics as Quagga, Stalin Funnies, and Nil. While it's clear that this isn't a "dour political tract," this 36-page zine is also much, much more than the satirical periodical Trevor makes it out to be. While there are Low-Brow Reader-style swipes at Bryan Adams and a cache-full of Web sites, this zine is too politically aware to be solely parody. Trevor's "Globalization for Dummies" comic is a better primer to the IMF, WTO, WEF, and FTAA than those offered by Tom Tomorrow or Ted Rall to date. Starhawk's "Fascism in Genoa" is a scathing essay abut the police and politicians' mishandling of the free trade protests in July 2001. Trevor's article on the redevelopment of Carillo Adobe in Santa Rosa is a personal, well-researched look at a lost piece of history and nature. And "Taqueria!", a "burrito-eating man's guide to Santa Rosa," is a useful roundup of taquerias near where Trevor lives. More mindful political perzine than funny book, Modern Fascist could very well be the wolf in sheep's clothing activists need to reach a new audience for the anti-globalization message. $3 to Trevor Alixopolus, P.O. Box 524, Fulton, CA 95439.

    Muppet Babies
    Ben Jones' take on the Muppet Babies is right up there with his Alfe and Gator character-oriented comics. A sexed-up Miss Piggy wakes everyone up with a false fire alarm, and hilarity ensues as everyone discovers that it's Gonzo's peanut butter mayo salsa applesauce casserole burning in the Easy Bake oven. Scooter and Fozzie take the gang to Rap Land, where Kermit, Gonzo, and Beaker freestyle until Miss Piggy emerges as P-Lo. Then they go to a rave. A friendly and funny appropriation of pop culture icons that -- at the very end -- takes a stab at Canada: "Make sure Canada feels it." What's up with that? Paper Radio is on the Web.

    Poems for Cartoonists
    Hot on the heels of the recent series of comics-meet-poetry chapbook collaborations, David Lasky's 32-page mini could very well be a response to that effort, if not a serious dare to "write poems without words" and "draw comics without pictures." I'm usually quite skeptical about self-referential insider ephemera like this, and this was no exception. Even though the messages in this chapbook are laudable -- the role of words, panels as pages, the creative process, and cartoonists' influences -- the poems don't all stand up as good poetry, and I fear that this will find an extremely small appreciative audience -- a subset of an already small subset. Still, three poems struck me and are strong enough to check this out solely on their merit: "Braille Comic Strip," "Skeezik," and "Peanuts Finale." "Endless Comic Strip" is also worthwhile. David, kudos for this; may others take up your challenge! $3 to Boom Boom Comics, 4505 University Way NE, PMB 181, Seattle, WA 98105.

    Shut Up! #1
    You might have seen this comic artist's fliers and stickers around Somerville and Cambridge. While the obliquely frog-faced "Hi" guy isn't as omnipresent as Shepard Fairey's Andre the Giant urban installations, I was thrilled silly to find this 12-page comic on the mini racks at the Picnic. This first issue is quite skinny and features roughly 10 comic strips. The art is raw, the panels and pages of various sizes, and the point questionable, but Shut Up! is still a fun read. The creator pokes fun at TV, farts, softshoe, Life Is Hell (perhaps, the comic on p. 5 made me think of Matt Groening), the Hopi Chicken, poop, and superheroes. Definitely low in calorie count, Shut Up! is a throwaway read that's still sure to bring a smile. $1 to P.O. Box 442154, Somerville, MA 02144.

    Shut Up Comics & Stories #2
    This is more like it! Compared to the thin #1, this 46-page issue is a bargain -- and perhaps a better introduction to the "Hi" guy's creator's (I don't know his name!) work. As much zine as comic, this edition's contents are more varied. There's found art combines with comics, birds with hats, detourned sports clip art, yoga fart jokes, some short fiction, sketchbook reprints, historic fumetti featuring a French man, and Voivoid-esque lettering. The pages are much more dense this time around, and the artwork is much more mature -- in form, if not in content. Rather overwhelming to soak this all up, but hella impressive just for its sheer size and spunkiness. 10 cents to P.O. Box 442154, Somerville, MA 02144.

    Simply Questions
    This 32-page environmental zine by Solar Ray -- a collaboration between George Mokray and Mel Burns -- draws heavily on the environmental design principles of William McDonough. Questions address the role of the wind, birds, water, garbage collection, electricity, land use, and our environmental footprint. No answers are offered because "they are local and individual," but this mini will get your wheels turning. And they tell you where you can go to learn more. Thought-provoking. Look for it at the Picnic. I'll try to dig up George's email address.

    Smudges
    Part of Brett Warnock and Chris Staros' small batch series for Top Shelf, this 48-page watercolor comic pamphlet by Pshaw! shows work more mature than his past comics. Maybe it's called Smudges because of the watercolors and grey tones. Mostly sketches and character studies of the denizens of Pshaw!'s world -- Oddclops, Boxbug, Moodruin, Zoomcloud, and others -- this is a good introduction to Pshaw!'s sensibility. Smudges also tips hat to E.C. Segar, disses Marvel, and offers odes to mud, dust, and ice. But is it worth $10? I'd start with Pshaw!'s other work and get this if you're a completist. $10 to Top Shelf, P.O. Box 1282, Marietta, GA 30061-1282.

    The Tenth Frame #3
    An intriguing comic focusing on people -- mostly jazz musicians and improvisers -- who Austin considers his heroes, heroes of the be-bop era. The opening four pager of this 28-page edition details the stages of the "descent of Charlie Parker": calm beginnings, rise to fame, disillusionment, and the last days. Also included is the third chapter of Austin's comics chronicle of the life of Thelonius Monk. The installment centers on the seminars Monk held at his house with musicians such as Sonny Rollins and Miles Davis, as well as his short-lived stint with Dizzy Gillespie's big band. To close out the issue, there's a six-page synopsis of the lasting effects Lenny Bruce -- a different breed of improviser -- has had on comedy. As fascinated as I am by this comic, a true labor of love, I'm also frustrated. Austin's heavily researched, footnoted, and photo-referenced effort is an unprecedented experiment in celebrating jazz in comics form, as far as I can tell. But his still-developing art style -- the drawing is quite sloppy, less than stylistic -- and low production value -- cut-and-paste photocopying and typewritten text -- serve as impediments... as well as indicators of the work's foundation in jazz and improvisation. Well worth checking out, and I know that Austin will continue to improve. The Tenth Frame will only get better. $1 to Austin English, P.O. Box 460584, San Francisco, CA 94146-0584.

    The Urban Hermit #9
    Hidden in the cover artwork is a handwritten line that reads, "I am not Cometbus." Um, OK. But the parallels are there -- and perhaps the inspiration. Because the Urban Hermit is a Doris-via-Iron Feather Journal perzine that draws on beat poetry, hip hop, and hemp-hippy rave kid culture -- and one that details the travels of Sarah from Seattle to Hawaii after quitting her job as a crystal methamphetamine addiction recovery counselor. While Sarah's adventures among the American hippy kids who squat on fruit orchards in Hawaii are interesting, there's an undercurrent of self-centeredness and pretentiousness in her writing. Maybe it's Sarah's confidence -- for all of her posturing as a "22-year-old confused wandering person" throughout the zine's 60 pages, Sarah is surprisingly cocksure and dismissive of the people who help her -- especially given all her talk about impermanence, tofu, poetry, and such. Still, the writing is lively, flowing with a freestyle cadence, and Sarah's life is interesting enough to hold readers' attention. A fun read, full of snappy ghetto kid slang and lesbian obsession. I'd read another issue of this despite Karl Wenclas' endorsement in Zine Beat. $2 to Sarah O'Donnell, 1122 E. Pike #910, Seattle, WA 98122.

    What are you reading?
    Web Remnants II
    Glenn Gaslin, co-author of The Complete Cross-Referenced Guide to the Baby Buster Generation's Collective Unconscious, runs a nice little Web site called Scrawlings. The site features scads of his newspaper and pop-culture reporting, fiction, and other stuff. Well worth checking out. I went to college with the boy. He married a girl I also went to college with. They're both awesome, awesome people.

    Oh. Someone hire Glenn. He's, oh, so highly employable.
    Make Your Own Movies
    They Fight Crime! is a wonderfully funny Web site that randomly generates buddy movie synopses. Here's a sample: "He's an all-American flyboy stage actor with nothing left to lose. She's a strong-willed French-Canadian socialite who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!"

    And here's what might very well be my favorite: "He's a genetically engineered Catholic Green Beret who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a cynical punk stripper married to the Mob. They fight crime!"
    Seedy CD's
    Last night at the listening party organized to comb through the basic tracks just recorded by the Anchormen, Dave coined a new phrase to describe the watered-down white-boy funk coming out of the Berklee School of Music: B-Funk. B-Funk is short for Berklee-Funk but also indicates that it's of a lesser grade. Berklee has long been the home of an entire crew of people studying, practicing, performing, and promoting stilted, watered-down music. We can thank Berklee in part for fusion and smooth jazz. As well as, perhaps, Scientology's hold on many musicians active in those subgenres.

    Now it seems that the school's reach into the music industry is getting even longer. A senior practicum called Heavy Rotation is one of only three college-level courses in the US that exposes students to every aspect of record company operations and breeds a bunch of A&R types and publicists. Just what the music industry needs more of.

    Now the class's homegrown label has partnered with Epic Records to release a joint CD next week -- the first CD released by a major label and a college label, supposedly. "The album is a genuinely eclectic collection," says Joan Anderman in the Globe, including folk-rock, dance-pop, heavy metal, and trip-hop.

    And, I'm sure, B-Funk.
    Happy National Comics Day!
    I'm two days late, but Jan. 30 was National Comics Day in Brazil. Why doesn't the US have such a holiday? I first learned about the holiday in the Warren Ellis forum:

    "It's recognized because in the 30th of January of 1869 (before The Yellow Kid) the first chapter of As Aventuras de Nho Quim (The Adventures of No Quim), by Ângelo Agostini, was published in the brazilian newspaper 'Vida Fluminense'. The stories had no balloons or captions, much like the Prince Valiant strips."

    You can learn more online, although it's in Portuguese.

    Thursday, January 31, 2002

    Rules for Fools
    I've decided that I have a drinking problem. Not a big one, but enough that it's time to do something about it. At first I thought it was because of depression over separating up with my now ex-girlfriend. Then I thought it was because of the holidays. Then it was because the Anchormen were recording. It's time to stop coming up with reasons for drinking too much.

    Just recently, Alan playfully punched me in the stomach and was surprised by its lack of tone. "There's such a thing as pecs, you know," he said. I replied with a joke about how there really was a six pack down there. Ha ha.

    Anyway, my new rules are as follows:

  • Don't buy beer for consumption at home.
  • Never drink alone.
  • If drinking during a meal, especially if eating alone, observe a two-drink maximum.

    I'll let you know how it goes! Thus starts my new diet, albeit not of media.
  • Products I Love
    I received a shipment of Safety-Sleeves from Univenture Inc. yesterday. I spent several hours sitting on the hardwood floor of my apartment transferring CD's from their jewel cases to my new Viewpaks, which take up about 1/4 of the space of a normal CD case. And I realized that I was in love.

    Univenture's Viewpaks rock. They take up less space than normal CD cases. It's easier to store discs in filing cases (I use CD boxes from Hold Everything. And I'm thrilled silly any time I winnow out the stacks of un-filed CD's, get rid of the jewel cases, and alphabetize the discs I've just filed. I discover forgotten music every time I go through this exercise.

    All hail the Safety-Sleeve!

    Wednesday, January 30, 2002

    How Great Thou Art?
    My friend Jef has been approached by the Jukebox Junkies, who would like him to draw the cover for an upcoming recording.

    Should he? Take the Media Diet poll!
    The Operators... on the Air!
    From Emily Operator: My bandmate Steph and I will be hosting On the Town with Mikey Dee, the local music show on WMFO-FM, 9 p.m. to midnight tonight. Reverend Glasseye and His Wooden Legs will be performing live (They are crazy.), and Dave Sakowski of Swizzle/Q Division (even crazier) is the interview guest. Yay! You can tune in at 91.5 FM in the Somerville area or listen online.
    Buy Yourself a Band! IV
    Email to the Explosion: Did I see Damian at that goofy Miki Singh & Jetset show at the Karma Club last night? Jef and I -- both in the Anchormen -- were distraught by the lack of local punk and indie-rock kids to balance out the older dot-commies and techvolk, and when we saw who we thought was Damian, we said to each other, "Now it's less depressing. The Explosion is here!"

    True; I was there. I was DJ'ing next door for my friend's art opening at Bill's. After hearing all about the huge production this guy blew all his cash on I had to check it out. I didn't even see the band, but the whole thing seemed pretty lame. I ended up going over to the Middle East to catch a little bit of Murphy's Law -- the exact opposite of what was going on at Axis. Jimmy Gestapo has been in that band something like 19 years and he's still singing his old songs about beer, weed, bongs, girls, beer, and um... beer. I heard Jetset has a ton of talented musicians though.

    By the way, have you checked out START! yet? It's a night I'm doing at Bill's Bar on Saturdays with Gibby. I spin punk, postpunk, garage and psych, and lots of other stuff too. It's a good time. Check it out some time.

    Oh yeah. What was with the camo?
    -- Damian
    Buy Yourself a Band! III
    I'm going to post a full report of the Miki Singh & Jetset show later, but for now, here's a snippy snapshot of Jef Anchorman and me gold digging and trying to meet rich people.

    Tuesday, January 29, 2002

    Media Diet by Mail
    Now you can receive new posts to Media Diet via email. Using the wonderful new tools of Blogger Pro, I've set this puppy up so you can subscribe to Media Diet... in your in box. We'll see how this works compared to the discussion forum I have set up.
    Comments, Say You? II
    Just checked out how -- and whether -- BlogBack's comment tool was working on Media Diet. It wasn't. I got a snarky pop-up box about how I'd received some notice about updating the code -- which I haven't (received, which means I haven't updated the code either) -- and how I hadn't jumped in time. Anyway, I've gone into the templates to remove the vestiges of the BlogBack scripts, and for some reason, they're still showing up. Sigh. I'll get 'em gone eventually. Done.
    Party Hearty
    I'm starting to spread word about this a full month -- practically -- ahead of time because the event is going to be too darn cool. Feb. 26, two of my favorite Boston bands will play at TT the Bear's: the Operators and Jumbo. Joined by Swizzle and the Fightin' Dogs, they'll be participating in a "crazy circus-themed" extravaganza featuring rock 'n' roll, circus peanuts, cotton candy, unicycles, and juggling. The Ops go on first! Extra special bonus: Feb. 26 is my birthday, and I'll be ringing in Year No. 29 with the Handstand Command music collective. Woohoo!

    You are all, of course, invited.

    Record Score
    I was in Montclair and Newark, New Jersey, yesterday for a work-related meeting. While there I had some time to walk Montclair's main shopping drag, Bloomfield Avenue, and I came across a wonderful, tiny punk record store that I must recommend if you're ever in the area. Let It Rock (424 Bloomfield Ave., Montclair, NJ 07042; 973-783-1213) doesn't have much stock, but what it does have in terms of punk, oi, hardcore, emo, ska, and garage is impressive. I picked up two new records: a promo CD of the new Lawrence Arms release and a Reagan Youth anthology. Good stuff! Some of the prices felt high, but the stuff I picked up was quite reasonable. Store opens at noon.

    Monday, January 28, 2002

    Anchormen, Aweigh! III
    What an exhausting weekend! We spent about 22.5 hours at the Sound Museum to record about 80 minutes worth of basic tracks that we'll mix down to eight songs maxing out at about 20 minutes.

    We spent Friday setting up the practice space to record, taking much longer than we'd planned. Saturday was a low-energy and long day -- about 12 hours. I started the day awakened by my landlord knocking on my door to tell me that they were turning off the water to do some plumbing work. I couldn't shower or shave, and I had to use the bathroom at a Burger King before heading to the South End. Showering and shaving Sunday morning felt amazing. On Sunday -- a beautifully sunny and warm day (a shame to be inside!) -- we listened to the basic tracks we recorded Saturday and did four new takes -- a much more fun and high-energy performance.

    We've decided to release these eight songs as an eight-song EP, saving up newer songs for our next, hopefully longer CD.

    Friday, January 25, 2002

    Anchormen, Aweigh! II
    I just typed up the lyrics for the eight songs the Anchormen are going to record for "My Pronouns Are Precise" tonight, and here they are:

    The Anchormen
    "My Pronouns Are Precise" (working title)
    UNS-XXX (catalog number yet to be determined)
    Recorded on Jan. 25-27, 2002, at the Sound Museum, Boston, by Paul Coleman and Ken Kokubo

    Another Gentrification Song
    Another storefront boarded up. Another homeless paper cup. Another U-Haul moving truck. Another family gone. Another big box starts to trade. Another student class turned slave. Another million dollars made, not saved. Another gentrification song. Why were we not invited? Why were the developers beknighted? Why was the neighborhood so slighted? When will these wrongs be righted? Another street loses its life. Another sheltered suburbanite. Another man picks up a knife. Another gentrification song.

    Audobon Park
    Walking down Magazine past the Abstract and Ms. Rae-Ann’s grocery to le block du veterinary. The OK Shoe Shop’s closed up like an oyster. Sitting on the roots of a tree reading a book by a punk-rock nothing, writing a postcard to my family, and listening to the song sung by the pool, swimming. We are going down to Audobon Park. We are house rotten at the Status Palace hanging out after dark because Alisa’s on her mobile phone, and we are going on home. Sitting down at the Kerry. Feet are hurting, toe bone cracked like Vincent Van Gogh. Three pints of Guinness times five minutes. Now we’re late, and who knows where we will go? Going back to 316. Can’t watch a movie because we didn’t pay per view. Call room service, serving dervish. Fill our stomach, still we feel empty.

    Celebrate Democracy
    In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue and proceeded to kill 3 million Arawaks. Their gold had made him woozy, but because of Amerigo Vespucci, we are not Columbian, we’re American. Celebrate democracy with me. In 1776 we freed ourselves from wily Brits to play out our Declaration of Independence. But despite our Constitution there is still stark class division, and wars are fought by the impoverished not the rich. In 1983 the cover of Time magazine turned its annual man award upon its ear. Instead of a world leader, it gave laud to a binary reader and gave the computer machine of the year.

    Finger Lakes
    Should I take the train or should I rent a car? I would take an airplane but I don’t need to go that far to see you because we will meet halfway: I want to see you tomorrow; you wanted to see me yesterday. If you could see through my eyes, get a new perspective, and maybe even be surprised. If I were you and you were me. Just think of all the things that we could see. If I were you and your were me, I think that I could be happy. Take me to the edge. Take me to the pier. Tell me all the reasons why you wanted me to come here: to see you, to see the Finger Lakes. I am taking what you’re giving. Now there’s not much more for me to take. I haven’t seen or heard from you in a while. Wish that I could hear your voice, wish that I could see your smile. Smile at me. Smile at the things we say. Then I’d know what you are thinking. Then I’d know what kind of games we’re playing.

    Idlewild
    You’re spending the weekend in Michigan debiting the balance sheet that our relationship is built on. I urinate in used car lots and then get in a van with poets from New York and without destination. I do not know where we are going. I hope we reap the seeds we’re sowing. Idlewild, you make me feel like I’ve never felt before. Idlewild, is this love real? Are you an open door? You say that I don’t tell you how I feel yet layer after layer of my heart’s defenses you keep peeling. Your self-esteem and self-doubt make me sway. I love you; I’m not in love with you. At least that’s how I feel right now, today.

    Indecision/Precision
    If you want to make a decision you’ve got to make it with precision. You’ve got to make sure that you’re in the right head. If you want to give an answer you cannot be a second guesser. You’ve got to be correct again. No, I will never let you down.

    Peel Away
    Down in the basement behind the stairs is where you keep it. Up in the attic in the rafters, where you hide my heart. Around the corner is where you’re lurking. Too far away, too far away, too far. Peel away the layers.

    Unsung Heroes
    Lucy Parsons. Eugene Debs. Peace Pilgrim. The Mayors of Bronzeville. Ira Steward. William Sylvis. Kate Mullaney. August Spies. If history was written by the winners, then social studies textbooks were compiled by the sinners. Our social ills were not caused by the poor, and labor organizers don’t lead choirs any more. The world was not created by the people who make the news. Society was built by working people: me and you. We’ve got to share our stories, our successes, and our loss if we want to break the iron chains forged by every boss. Unsung heroes are less than zeroes. We cannot afford to forget our past. There’s a new day, a new way about to dawn. Yet we can’t take steps forward without knowing where we’ve gone. We’ve lost ourselves in the language of the Left. We’ve got to learn a new tongue if we want to be heard by the deaf. Unsung heroes are less than zeroes. Without collective memory we won’t last.

    More explanatory links to be added later.
    Buy Yourself a Band! II
    Just got an email from Jeet Singh, ex-ATG CEO who's now frontman of Jetset, Boston's latest millionaire-driven rock outfit. And... I'm going to get tickets to the show at the Avalon! How cool is that? The new economy meet nu-metal, perhaps. Or, maybe not. I will report.
    Freelance... Magazine Assassin
    Allison Adato, a writer who left Life magazine in 1998 to pursue a freelance career, landed assignments at no fewer than four magazines just before they folded: George, Working Woman, Mademoiselle, and the recently RIP'ed Talk. The articles never saw the light of day. Moral: Hire Alli at your own risk. Assignment editors, beware!
    Buy Yourself a Band!
    Millionaire Jeet Singh, former CEO of Art Technology Group in Boston, just spent baskets of cash to record and release a slick four-CD, 28-song "demo," complete with a 48-page booklet chock full of photographs. The "demo" for Singh's band Jetset was produced in a limited edition of 700 and has been hailed by one area scenester, "the most ambitious product any Boston band has ever produced, even the Cars."
    Anchormen, Aweigh!
    The Anchormen, the band for which I sing, starts to record our third record tonight. Right now we have eight songs prepared, and we'll probably either release them as they are or hold onto them until we have more songs recorded -- like three more so we continue our 13 songs, 12 songs, 11 songs album-length sequence.

    The songs we have lined up include:

  • Another Gentrification Song -- about the neighborhood development changes in Central Square, Cambridge
  • Audobon Park -- about a long walk I took (and a long night I spent) in New Orleans
  • Celebrate Democracy -- about how awesome democracy is
  • Finger Lakes -- about a girl in Rochester, New York
  • Idlewild -- about my ex-girlfriend and some of the reasons our relationship didn't work out, I guess
  • Indecision, Precision -- about doing your best and striving for your ideals... and perfection
  • Too Far Away -- about unrequited love
  • Unsung Heroes -- about some of the folks who helped make our country what it could be... but whom nobody knows

    If you run a label and are interested in hearing some of the rough mixes, let me know. We plan to release this on our co-op label Unstoppable Records, but we're open to other ideas. And, I have a question for everyone: Should the Anchormen release the eight songs right away or wait until we have a few more to make up a proper CD release? Take the Media Diet poll.
  • Thursday, January 24, 2002

    Fatal Funnies
    Scott Shaw highlights what he calls Oddball Comics, the "craziest comic books ever published," for Comic Book Resources. They're a hoot. Reminds me of some of Scott Saavedra's kitschy comics coverage in Comic Book Heaven.
    I've Got Your Number
    You know those fake phone numbers that they use in TV shows and movies? That all start with 555? Well, now they have their own phone book. "A compilation of 555 numbers from movies, television and radio" is now available, and the collector's looking for more submissions. Crazy. (Via Boing Boing.)

    Wednesday, January 23, 2002

    Email I Would've Sent My Ex-Girlfriend
    The first in a series of occasional Media Diet entries that are basically emails I'd send my ex-girlfriend if she weren't in fact my ex-girlfriend. You know how you strike up a little email correspondence with someone who's special to you and then, when things change, you miss those email exchanges just like you miss their presence in your life? (Not as much, but you know what I mean, I hope.) Well, this is like that.

    Went for a walk in the sun and wind this afternoon, stomach growling and my leftovers sitting in the fridge at home. First stop, the fruit store, where I picked up a banana, an orange (been jonesing for oranges something fierce!), some hummus, and wheat crackers. Next stop, the candy store, where I picked up some hard candy for my office. Mmm, candy; I'll bring you some. Haven't had candy to share with folks in the office since last fall before I left for my road trip! Last stop, the hardware store, where I got some glue. I need to fix the little clay skeleton men I bought in Mexico City. Have you seen those yet? With the policeman at the bus stop and the skeletons playing cards?

    What are you doing tonight? I might be hanging out with Kurt, a childhood friend -- and son of my mom's best friend from college -- tonight, but he hasn't gotten back to me yet. He's working at MIT, so it's close to home anyway. Maybe we could watch "Andromeda Strain" later?

    I'd like to be able to send her emails like that again.
    Off the Boards, on the History Books
    A recent piece in Salon takes a look at a couple of repositories of old BBS and Usenet postings. Textfiles collects ASCII posts from the mid-'80s. And Google's 20-year Usenet archive does something similar. Using Google, I found almost 150 posts I made to the alt.zines newsgroup in the early- to mid-'90s. I also needed some technical help using Microsoft Access during my first job out of uni. I turned to comp.databases.ms-access for help.
    Radio, Radio
    Ever been traveling -- like on a road trip -- and not know what to tune in to on the radio? Ever wonder what hidden radio gems might lurk in your own backyard? Instead of picking up one of those quickly outdated print directories to radio stations, check out Radio-Locator. This new MIT project, formerly the horribly but descriptively named MIT List of Radio Stations on the Internet, lets you search by ZIP code and state in the United States. Radio-Locator also helps you find streaming radio online, as well as radio stations around the world. Tune in, turn up, rock out!
    Web Remnants
    James Squeaky has stopped working on Mister Ridiculous to begin work on a new Web project, Sincere Brutality. Mostly music-related, Sincere Brutality features news, record reviews, show reviews, and MP3 files. James also maintains a blog that folks can follow for a behind-the-scenes look at what goes into the site.

    What are your favorite blogs and Web sites?
    From the In Box: Music to My Ears II
    I hand picked the original line-up of the Traitors and was sad to see it disintegrate. Things happen. At least the stuff got released finally. Glad you like it. -- Marc Ruvolo
    Hanging out with Hicks II
    Action Attack Helicopter recently published a two-part interview with Sander Hicks, of White Collar Crime and Soft Skull Press. It starts here and continues here.

    Tuesday, January 22, 2002

    Music to My Ears II
    A six-pack of new record reviews!

    The Colour Blue: six-song casette
    This band contacted the Anchormen last summer to see whether we could help them get a show in Massachusetts while they were on tour. We couldn't; we can hardly get ourselves shows. But maybe it'll help a little to review their demo tape. Opening with an energetic burst of indie-rock chunka-chunk, the tape quickly switches into some sensitive, start-and-stop shout-along emo. While the slower, sensitive parts don't do much for me, the earnest, strained sections are quite impressive and interesting, especially the bit at the end with layered vocals. (No song titles with the tape, so apologies extended.) The third song seems to be relatively straight-ahead SoCal pop punk, sporting the standard song structure popularized by bands such as the Ataris, although less bright. Here, as in the fourth song, as well, the rough vocals are a liability, as their thin tonality doesn't really carry the songs too strongly. That said, the Colour Blue are competent songwriters and performers, and the low production value of this tape probably doesn't do their Midwestern emo justice. There are enough promising bright spots in these six songs to intrigue me: What are they like live? What are their newer songs like? This tape, albeit not very satisfying, is just a taste. Pirate Party Record Co., P.O. Box 814, Dundee, IL 60118-0814.

    James Kochalka Superstar: "Don't Trust Whitey" CD
    If you think that Atom & His Package is the "Weird Al" Yankovic of the punk-rock world, then prolific indie comics maker James Kochalka might very well be our Dr. Demento. From his previous hardcore punk attacks recorded with the Zambonis to his Coctails-style children's songs, James represents a wide range of musical genres and lyrical themes -- occasionally channeling from beyond as he improvises a new song at a party or at the bus stop. On this 23-song CD recorded in Copenhagen, Connecticut, California, and Vermont, James touches on a number of subjects: racism, karaoke, cunnilingus, frogs, horses, ice skating, marijuana, corn on the cob, toast, Ozzy Osbourne, computers, and beer. While it's tempting to file this under joke rock, the music is too good to dismiss. Accompanied by a number of talented friends on synthesizers, strings, horns, and other instruments, James indicates that even the smallest of ideas might be worth expanding on -- and that it's always good to do even the small (and occasionally disposable) things well. The DIY production on this recording, made in many basements and bedrooms, is hella impressive, and James even works in that glitchy little vocal effect used by Cher and Madonna on "Sleighride to Heck." Made me laugh out loud, that one. James takes his charming, precious brand of joke rock very, very seriously. James Kochalka, P.O. Box 8321, Burlington, VT 05402.

    Onion Flavored Rings: "One Big Onion" cassette
    Featuring Bay Area productive punks Steve Funyons, Paul Curran, and Iggy Scam, these 10 songs written in 1984 but recorded in the fall of 2001 capture the area's bouncy pop-punk sound a la Sweet Baby or the Potatomen while carrying a darker lyrical theme. Song topics include a self-destructive lack of self-esteem, the antisocial treatment of friends (something I have a little experience with these days), not telling the people you love how you feel, addiction, breaking up, and resignation. I was surprised and delighted that Paul and Iggy were involved in this project, but Steve is new to me. His vocals are reminiscent of Dallas Denery and Franklin Bruno, perhaps with a little but of the Pansy Division dude thrown in. If you don't listen closely or read the lyrics, you might miss the down feeling of the songs -- with a name like Onion Flavored Rings and somewhat funny songs about quantum physics and mummies, it'd be easy to mistake this tape for classic, sunny, Bay Area pop punk... which is is but isn't all at the same time. Steve tells me that this is also available as a CD for $5 postpaid (the tape costs $3), including three extra songs from their last show at Gilman. 1450 7th Ave. #6, San Francisco, CA 94122.

    The Queers: "Today" CD EP
    Remember when the Queers were agressive and snotty? This Ben Weasel-produced CD EP featuring Joe Queer on guitar and vocals, this time backed by a proper band, walks the line between the band's hyperactive heyday ("Yeah, Well, Whatever," a nice burst of bile) and Joe's current songwriting default setting: Beach Boys-styled bubblegum pop. The Queers even cover a Beach Boys song on this five-song release: the just-in-time-for-the-Olympics "Salt Lake City." That track makes for a nice contrast with the still-snotty and Weasel co-written "I've Had It with You," which targets California indie punk aristocrats. "We do all the work and you get rich," Joe sneers. Curious. The Queers have never been as popular in the Northeast, where Joe lives and works on a lobster boat, as they have been in the Midwest or Bay Area. Is "I've Had It with You" a bit of New England second city finger pointing? Maybe, as suggested by "Salt Lake City," there's room for more than one hardcore hometown. Sad to say, it's not Boston these days. Nevertheless, I think this release calls for a relevance check. Between Ben Weasel's obsession with the Ramones and Joe Queer's taste for the Beach Boys, what do the Queers offer punk rock today? I'd like to see Joe pick a direction and sail more swiftly. Lookout! Records, 3264 Adeline St., Berkeley, CA 94703 or Joe Queer, P.O. Box 1201, North Hampton, NH 03862.

    Traitors: "Everything Went Shit" CD
    Take a largely unknown band. Take 33 songs on a CD. Take 18 unreleased tracks. Take two songs that came out on record with the founding singer, Todd Pot (ex-Apocalypse Hoboken). Add one reviewer who lived in Chicago for five years, and you get a CD full of unsung punk-rock hits. This postmortem best-of release captures more good songs than I heard at any one whole-hog local show at the Fireside Bowl the entire time I lived in Chicago. They don't say when these songs were recorded, but if it was post-1997, why wasn't anyone in the recording industry watching that city? This is the shit. Better than the Bollweevils and all the post-Screeching Weasel/Vindictives/etc. bands, the Traitors are innovative, interesting, and intriguing. Todd Pot is freaking schizo, spazzing between Mike Patton-like noise-rock yelling and Billie Joe-esque pop punk crooning, mixing in Midwestern hiphop and Victims Family-like funk. Sure, the Traitors draw on traditional punk-rock formulae, but they also rope in Dead Kennedys-reminiscent diminuendoes in "Homeless for the Night" and many other divergent and diverse elements before Billy Smith's vocal takeover in... when? With the arrival of Mr. Smith, who is much more consistent, perhaps, but much less interesting, the Traitors quickly devolved into a band good for, at most, a series of several 7-inches that, though more energetic and aggressive, were less exciting and important. Of the Steve Albini-produced and other post-Pot songs, "Superhero Zero" and "Last Will & Testament" stand out, and that's about it. I can't understand why 13/20 of the lesser singer's songs were released prior to this -- while 11/13 of Todd Pot's songs weren't. Go figure. Johann's Face, P.O. Box 479164, Chicago, IL 60647.

    White Collar Crime: "Their Laws Are Dimwit Greed" CD
    One of my favorite unsung and largely unknown bands for awhile, this guitarless drama-punk band blends the political polemics of Billy Bragg with the black-box theatrics of Maestro Subgum and the Whole or the World Inferno Friendship Society to take "the Idea into the street." Henry Rollins-reminiscent Sander Hicks (who often wears kneepads so he doesn't hurt himself at shows) wears his politics as well as his heart on his sleeve, even covering "The Eight Hour Day," a song originally sung by striking miners in 1897, and other labor songs, including Woodie Guthrie's "Union Maid." By bridging union anthems and keyboard-fueled punk-rock aggression, White Collar Crime refreshes leftist sing-alongs and punk rock, calling for listeners to "unite and fight with our teeth and our speech." The record's not all political manifesto, however. Sander and the gang also offer several heartfelt personal songs -- "My Comrades I Failed You" and "You Are Not Mine" -- that touch on the frustrations of trying to live up to your ideals and the sadness that stems from unrequited love. In lieu of perfection or romantic bliss, White Collar Crime throws its shoulder to the wheel and keeps striving to realize its ideas and ideals, falling prey to neither the intellectual limitations of the Left nor the distractions of day-to-day life. Practical political punk for the artistic activist. Soft Skull Press, 98 Suffolk N. 3A, New York City, NY 10002.

    What are you listening to?
    The Movie I Watched Last Night II
    Rock 'n' Roll High School. (Well, not last night, really, but this past weekend.)
    Must-Read TV
    According to Robert Putnam, author of "Bowling Alone," more people watch "Friends" than have friends.

    Friday, January 18, 2002

    Blogging About Blogging VI
    Oh, foo. One more blogging-related post before I head out for the show. Sean Nolan has written a handy little script that lets you track folks who refer to your blog. The script is easy to use, but really long referring URL's seem to mess up the format of my blog. I'll add the thing back in when I figure out how to make the really long URL's break over multiple lines so they don't make the left-hand grey bar hella wide.

    For now, here's a simplified sample:





    I'll build this into Media Diet permanently as soon as I can avoid the really long URL dictating my page format.
    Blogging About Blogging V
    While I'm on this little run of self-referential and blog-related posting, let me steer you to two interesting essays that start to outline what blogging is, where it came from, and where it might go. Anatomy of a Weblog looks at the consistent elements that make up most blogs. And Rebecca Blood's Weblogs: A History and Perspective consider the impact of watershed moments in the history of blogging -- and why blogs are important. Be cool; go to school.

    Similarly, while Google and AltaVista spider blogs to help fuel their search engine results, there are also a couple of blog-specific search engine-cum-indexes that can help you find blogs... and identify which ones have been updated recently. Eatonweb Portal features newly added blogs, random blogs, and a Top 10. And Userland's directory of Recently Changed Weblogs frequently highlights blogs that have been updated. It's a more extensive list than the one Evan houses at Blogger.

    Enough blogging about blogging for today. I'm going to go see Mission of Burma.
    Blogging About Blogging IV
    Blogdex is a "system built to harness the power of personal news, amalgamating and organizing personal news content into one navigable source, moving democratic media to the masses." That means that you can track the top 25 links recently mentioned in blogs around the world. It's a good way to keep on top of the various memes transmitted between bloggers -- and to catch up on blogging-related news and commentary. It's also a useful tool for self-referential and -obsessing bloggers who care about whether they're linking to the hippest and most happening blogs and Web resources. I was slightly pleased that I had only come across four of the top 25 links recently... and was thankful that the list included a clever essay on the implausibility of the Death Star's trash compactor.
    Blogging About Blogging III
    My Blogger Code is B3 d t k- s- u f i o x e l c. What's yours?
    Read but Dead III
    And an inside source at the now-defunct University Business tells me that University Business -- as well as Lingua Franca, its parent magazine -- has shut up shop, too. Sad, sad news.
    The Movie I Watched Last Night
    Best in Show.

    Thursday, January 17, 2002

    Technofetishism II
    My new DVD player and VCR arrived yesterday, thanks to 800.com and UPS. Awesome! I hooked 'em up to my TV and stayed up late watching the Beastie Boys DVD, "Rock 'n' Roll High School," and "Best in Show." So late that I slept through my alarm this morning. I fell asleep during "Best in Show," so I'll have to watch it again before I return it to NetFlix. Usually can't do that with a rental movie.

    I'm not much of an audiophile or videophile when it comes to the actual equipment, so I don't really know how good these are, but so far, I'm pretty pleased with them. I got a Toshiba SD1700 DVD player and a Toshiba W705 six-head VCR, which isn't listed on Toshiba's Web site. Woohoo!
    Writing About the Hands That Feed
    Dan Fost contributed an interesting piece to the San Francisco Chronicle yesterday addressing the effects of the current economic slowdown on business magazines. The article's lead -- "When big tech companies feel the bite of recession, so do the big business magazines that depend on their ads. And when big magazines publish tough stories about the tech companies' business, the companies often bite back." -- spells out the gist of the piece, which looks at how companies such as PeopleSoft and Sun target magazines like Fortune and Forbes when they receive less than rosy coverage. It's a good look at the objectivity of the business press -- and how corporations throw their weight around when journalists take notice of their foibles.
    Weeding the Web
    In a recent column, Dan Gillmor contends that highly accurate search responses via services like Google have made highly specific domain names a thing of the past. "If you and I can quickly locate the Web address we're seeking, who cares what it's called?" he says.

    Hiawatha Bray has a slightly different perspective in his Boston Globe column today. Suggesting that the new .name domain could be a step toward the "ultimate personal ID," he waxes enthusiastic that folks can secure their own names as Web addresses. And he states that .name will make it easier to keep in touch with business colleagues, friends, and family. But will it? I'm not sure. I know the email addresses for folks I need to be in regular contact with... and if I don't, I can track them down pretty easily by searching the Web, contacting a mutual friend, or... calling them on the phone.

    Still, the idea of having the email address heath@row.name is intriguing -- because if I wanted to contact, say, Michael Dittman, who I was trying to get in touch with again recently, I could just email michael@dittman.name and not worry about finding his email address or whether it was still valid. But ultimate personal ID? Hmm...

    Wednesday, January 16, 2002

    Video-A-Go-Go-Away-Please
    I hope that Green Day's recent "International Superhits!" video and CD fulfills the band's contract with Reprise Records because, seriously, this dual release writes the Bay Area pop-punk wunderkinds' epitaph and might very well free them up for a signing with the label of the same name. Luckily, the video hadn't sold out at Newbury Comics in Cambridge, else this denouncement would be easier to write. Oh, I'm no long-time Gilman Street scenester, and I probably have no right to criticize Billie Joe, Mike, and Tre, but I can't help but feel betrayed. Growing up in Wisconsin, I've listened to Green Day since 1989, met Al Sobrante shortly after he left the band -- and just before the big break that broke Green Day -- and have seen Billie Joe walking down the Haight with his kid in what might have been a Reprise-purchased stroller.

    Oh, I have fond memories of dancing around Liz's apartment to Insomniac in the mid-'90s, but this video sours my stomach. One, the dual release. It's probably the label's doing, but coming out with a 15-video tape at the same time you put out a best-of CD with several unreleased tracks plays into the hands of the yuppie-cum-collector scum while avoiding a full new release. Two, the videos are exactly the sort of videos Green Day should never have made. Full of eMpTyV-style videography that -- outside of "Longview" and "Geek Stink Breath"'s mostly band practice ambience -- focuses more on image and "narrative" than performance or prank (Green Day could've taken cues from Lookout! and Hopeless records' compilation videos) -- the video is rife with largesse and waste.

    Billie Joe knifes a couch. Most of the videos involve a cast and crew that -- while probably less egregious and expensive than most video trappings -- are a far cry from the band's Gilman, Absolutely Zippo, and Telegraph Street origins. There are porn star-styled soundstages. Victorian dresses. Apocalyptic junkyard settings. Hawaiian dancing girls. The "Stray Cat Strut"-inspired flapper cabaret stage for "Hitchin' a Ride." Bettie Page lookalikes. Staged parades with computer-animated balloons.

    That said, there are rare Winston Smith animations in "Stuck with Me," Billie Joe's crooked teeth, the brilliant near-tracking shot of "Walking Contradiction" -- the "Destroying America"-presaging pick of the litter -- "Good Riddance"'s allusions to portraits of Bay Area punk longtimers (a touching reference -- what I wouldn't give for a real place/real people index of the video cameos!), a Green Bay Packers parody that must do Rev. Norb proud, and tour footage (even though "Last Ride In" bites).

    Maybe Green Day are the showmen punk rock needs to become commercially viable. Then again, maybe punk rock doesn't need to be commercially viable. It's not a question I should need to ask in 2002. Watch the video to Green Day's "Waiting." Then watch Mr. T Experience's "I Fell for You" or "And I Will Be with You." Who would you rather have at your party?

    Thank the gods that Adeline Records puts out more records than Green Day does. Just look at Mike Dirnt's side project The Frustrators. At least Billie Joe's putting his money to good use -- just like David Eggers. If I ever come into money, I hope I use it as wisely -- and as wise-acrely -- as Billie Joe does with Adeline and David does with McSweeney's. Because then I'd have the time of my life.

    Discuss.
    From the In Box: Turning the Page II
    I will forward you note to our Consumer Relations Manager to see if she can shed some light on this. Hope all is well with you. Thanks. -- Suellen Johnson, Mead School and Office Products
    Wired, Tired?
    When Wired magazine first launched, I was a devotee for about the first year. In that period of time, the magazine broke ground, rich soil that was fertile with ideas, ideals, and innovation. Now, years after the departure of its founders and its acquisition by Conde Nast, Wired is a pale shadow of the magazine I read in its first wild and wily six issues. Imagine my surprise, then, when the February issue hit my in box and grabbed my attention not once, not twice, but a handful of times.

    This -- surprisingly -- happened starting with p. 68, just past the midpoint of the issue. I am a fan -- an aficionado, even -- of the front sections of magazines. The front of the book usually includes some of the more short, sharp, and shocking pieces in a magazine. Not Wired of late. Rants & Raves? Yawn: Not the who's who of lettercols even if the mag has retained its fun Return to Sender (now a formal contest with rules printed in every issue). Electric Word? Yawn: They've morphed the previously beautiful image-laden frontispiece with the former front of the book to create a collection of frivolous one pagers. Fetish? Yawn: Can you afford this stuff? I can't (read: so I don't care). Must Read? Yawn: Don't assume it's so.

    Now we hit the feature well. Fast Company, my current employer, wrote about William McDonough (p. 60) in June 1998. We covered the Slow Food movement (p. 86) in May 2000. So what hit me, if not how slooow Wired seems to have become? The following:

  • Jonathan Weber's relatively in-depth feature on the global complicity of Disney
  • Matthew Yeomans' roundup of anti-globalization activists and organizations
  • Richard Martin's obituary of the steel industry, which focuses on one plant in Pennsylvania and features some amazing photography by Joseph Elliott
  • David Streitfield's roundup of influential mailing lists and their proprietors

    Equal parts trendsetter and contrarian, booster and conscience, the February Wired almost makes up for the magazine's more notable lapses in judgment: the Zippies, Push, the Long Boom. And even though the meat of this issue only accounts for one-fourth of its page count, my one-time favorite section, Street Cred, still sucks. Sometimes the delight lies in the details. As much as the record review page is increasingly mersh and mundane, Wired has one saving grace that will keep me happy issue after issue regardless of the rest of the content.

    That would be the Cool Things That Helped Get This Issue Out minutiae on p. 127. A throwback to the days when Wired shared a building with Might and Boing Boing, this clever, personal piece of indicia shows that the spirit of the founders isn't dead yet; the founders have just left the building. All things said, this issue continues the Net economy reminiscence begun in last month's Rewind issue. Wired still looks to the future but holds firmly onto the past -- leaving readers to hang in the balance.

    Is Wired still relevant and useful, or is it a dot-bomb dinosaur? Take the Media Diet poll!
  • Monday, January 14, 2002

    Bee-Bye?
    As mentioned previously in Media Diet, Jason Little's comic strip Bee is one of the best comics currently on the Web. And it just came to my attention that his sole print venue -- the New York Press -- just dropped the strip, less than halfway through the current story, leaving thousands hanging. If you feel inspired to register your displeasure, letters may be sent to:

    The Mail
    New York Press
    333 7th Ave., 14th floor
    New York, NY
    10001

    You can also email the paper.

    Per Jason: "Bear in mind that concealing your status as a non-resident of New York City, or your status as a cartoonist will lend your comments more credence, as will genuine postal mail. I thank you for your support."

    Shutterbug Follies will continue unbowed online. The collected hardcover is still firmly on schedule for a Sept. 15, 2002 release. Email Jason if you have other ideas of ways readers can help -- or if you'd like more information on the situation.

    Thursday, January 10, 2002

    From the In Box: From the Reading Pile IV
    Sorry, Heath. I thought you were another Heath. -- J.R. Poush

    No worries. I might still take you up on your hosting offer the next time I come to New York City, though. ^_^
    Breaking Up Is Something I Should Be Paid to Do
    In Japan, you can hire someone to break up with your lover, husband or wife -- even business partners. Tricky separations can cost as much as $150,000. "If this wasn't my business, I'd consider a lot of what we do immoral," says one wakaresaseya ("breaker-upper") in Tokyo.

    Would you pay someone to break up with your lover, spouse, or business partner so you didn't have to? Take the Media Diet poll!

    Wednesday, January 09, 2002

    Blogging About Comics
    Kris Dresen does an online journal about her comics work with Max & Lily and Manya, how she feels about comics reviews, and other topics. Interesting metamedia stuff!
    From the In Box: From the Reading Pile IV
    Heath! Hoped I'd hear from you again. I went through Atlanta recently and tried some ole f'ing number. You in Boston now? I'm squattin' New York. Every night I go out selling comic books on the subway for a dollar each. And they're getting a little better each time. No shit, I'm selling 100 books every night: young folks, black folks, white folks, asian dudes, latinas, fogies, businessheads and dreds alike. I never know who´ll stop me and buy a book. Now I'm in Mexico. A place called Tamazunchale. I like it. I'm sleepin' for free by the river in a nylon sack. But the bugs, ooh, the bugs. Barato gets what barato gets. Cheap is as cheap does. I'm releasing a rap cartoon book (with album) under the name Jupe some time next year. I'm taking the photos. Don´t know if it'll work, but whatthefuck. One more barber shop infinite reflection. Besides, I got some songs worked out, and other titles waiting to be fleshed out. I'm in Boston several times a year if you're around there. And you're welcome to crash with me and Makiko (my Japanese mamasita) in Long Island City. -- J.R. Poush

    Gosh. Thanks! But I don't think we know each other. #14 was the first issue of your comic that I'd read, and I'm curious where you think we know each other from!

    Tuesday, January 08, 2002

    Technofetishism
    With some Christmas money from my grandmother and a recent FC bonus, I've gone on a bit of a technology buying spree lately. My VCR at home isn't working very well, so I just bought a new VCR. And falling prey to the recent DVD craze, I've also gotten a DVD player and signed up for NetFlix. Woohoo! The movies in my queue have already begun to ship.

    Add to that one cell phone. I used to have a cell phone for work but turned it in to help FC save money. I've been missing it lately, so on Sunday, I signed up with AT&T wireless for a cell phone. The plan is good, the cost isn't too bad, and it's nice to have a phone with me while I walk again. I was even able to check voicemail from my mom and dad while standing in the shelter and sanctuary of a church doorway on Union Square while waiting for the bus Sunday night in the midst of the cold, cold wind and rain. Now that's progress!
    From the In Box: Turning the Page
    Howdy. I found you via Google. Like you, I swear by my Mead Fat Little Wireless Neatbook. I'm the TV critic at the Kansas City Star and have a daily Web site.

    It appears Mead has discontinued the product! Walgreen's ran out of them, Staples no longer carries it, and meadweb.com is bogged down. But a Web search for the product number (57190) came up empty.

    Have you run into a shortage of Neatbooks? And what will we possibly do without them?
    -- Aaron Barnhart

    I've contacted the Executive Assistant to Neil McLachlan, President of Mead School and Office Products in Dayton, Ohio, to see what the deal is. I, myself, haven't noticed a lack of Neatbooks, and truth be told -- I haven't used too many in the last 6-9 months... I wrote that review a couple of years ago... and tend to use standard reporter's notebooks or scrap paper now. I'll pass on word when I head back from Mead.
    Meeting I Never Miss

    Videoconferencing From a Sauna??
    Last Updated: January 04, 2002 11:19 AM ET

    HELSINKI (Reuters) - Boardroom meetings could get steamy if a Finnish company's idea of fitting its new sauna with a Web camera for videoconferencing catches on.

    "I thought a firm like ours should be able to get in touch with the outside world from the sauna when there is something important to discuss," Jarkko Lumio, head of digital media development group Media Tampere, told Reuters Friday.

    The sauna has played a key role in Finnish business and politics over the decades, with much wheeling and dealing done in the heat of the steamy room.

    Four bathers will fit into Media Tampere's sauna, which will have a window onto a computer screen outside. A portable web camera and microphone will be installed so bathers can interact with discussion partners online. "The sauna goers can decide for themselves what to wear for the Web casts," Lumio
    said.

    Finns traditionally enjoy the sauna in their birthday suits.
    From the In Box: From the Reading Pile V
    Big thanks for the heads-up, and the terribly kind and insightful review of The Comics Interpreter. It was a very pleasant surprise.

    It's true that seemingly everyone in small press comics pays fealty to Jordan these days, if only because he either has a hand directly in the design of their books or has lent invaluable advice via phone or email regarding layout, marketing, or niggling technicalities of printing. I'm happy to say that TCI interviewed Jordan a bit before everyone jumped the ever-expanding Crane bandwagon, and a good two years prior to The Comics Journal turning the reins of one issue over to Jordan and Highwater Books impresario Tom Devlin.

    Now skipping away from any noxious ME-centrism: All of the reviews in Media Diet were exceptionally well-written, and I was immediately inspired to nab at least of few of the zines you covered. Certainly you seem to know a helluvalot more about comics than I do (which I guess is no big feat).

    Anyway, who knows why you do it, but regardless I'm sure Media Diet is vastly appreciated by the unwashed minions of neurotic, self-pubbing types out there who aren't exactly sure why they're doing it either.
    -- Robert Young

    Thanks for the kind words, Robert. Perhaps we should start our own little Mutual Appreciation Society! Heh. Because sometimes doing this sort of stuff is frustrating. Case in point: I don't know what Media Diet's traffic is, but I can tell you that very few people ever visit. This is even more true in the discussion forum adjacent to Media Diet. So even though I feel like I'm shouting into a canyon sometimes -- doing this blog is way different than when I used to publish zines because then at least, I knew that I had 250 copies floating around somewhere; with Media Diet, it's all electrons -- I really enjoy keeping this going.

    Why do I do Media Diet? I haven't really thought about this, but here's a stab at a rationale:

  • to document and catalog some of the small-press ephemera that crosses my path (I donate everything I receive to DePaul University's library in Chicago)
  • to help improve the state of self-publishing and DIY media by highlighting some of the best (and worst, sometimes) examples of personal media -- and connecting the respective media makers
  • to meet creative, productive, fun, talented, and slightly crazy people
  • to get the proverbial free stuff occasionally
  • I like telling people I don't know what I think, feel, and do

    I doubt I know more about comics than you do. It's all in the appearing to be smart -- just like it says in ReadyMade.

    Why do you do what you do?
  • Monday, January 07, 2002

    From the In Box: From the Reading Pile V
    Hey, now that's cool! Haven't had any feedback in a while, much less a critique/review thingie. Thanks for the words, Heath. Can I ask where you managed to pick up Engine! #5? It's the most widely distributed one, and I never know how it gets itself out there.

    Also, you mentioned you liked the watercolor stuff. Well, most of my work is done with brush, ink, and watercolor. The no-light-box interior art was kinda rushed for SPX 2000, as well as being just black washes. Anyway, please check out "Flora" on my Web site if you get a chance. The story is from my first three Engine! books, but it's in color. I also need to re-upload the color pages from Stone Cold Fish (Engine! #6). I took it down because all I had were grayscale scans left over from getting the book printed.

    Anything I do in the future will have more of the same, hopefully better. Most reviews (mainly from distributors) think it's all too sloppy.
    -- Toby Craig

    I probably picked up Engine! at the Million Year Picnic in Cambridge. Don't worry about being too sloppy. I wasn't struck by sloppiness at all when I read your stuff. But maybe distributors are more important than readers. ^_^