Tuesday, January 21, 2003

Humor Me VIII
Crazy Magazine #1, October 1973, Marvel Comics Group, NYC, NY (40 cents)

Executive Editor: Roy Thomas
Editor: Marv Wolfman
Production: Sol Brodsky
Staff: Don McGregor, Tony Isabella, Carla Joseph, Murray Friedman
Writers: Vaughn Bode, Gerry Conway, Harlan Ellison, Bob Foster, Tony Isabella, Carla Joseph, Don McGregor, Stu Scwartzberg, Jean Shepherd, Steve Skeates, Jean Thomas, Roy Thomas, Len Wein, Marv Wolfman
Artists: Ross Andru, Vaughn Bode, Bob Foster, Dave Hunt, Vic Martin, Mike Ploog, Marie Severin, Herb Trimpe, Basil Wolverton, Ned Young
Photographers: Vincent Colletta, Michele Wolfman
Cover: Kelly Freas

Cover: Kelly Freas image of the Crazy nebbish dynamiting the logos of Sick, Mad, National Lampoon (!), and Cracked. Cover lines: Maniacal mirth to mangle your mind; Featuring the way-out humor of Jean Shepherd, Harlan Ellison, Vaughn Bode, Kelly Freas, and the Bullpen that plays for fun; Also in this issue: Crazy rips off the Poseidon Adventure and Kung Fu; Special issue on the future -- or what's left of it

p. 2 Fake ad for Virginia Slim Chances, w/ Stu Schwartzberg, d/ Marie Severin

p. 3 Contents, masthead, and indicia

p. 4 Kung Fooey w/ Stu Schwartzberg, d/ Mike Ploog... TV parody featuring western cliche plot signpost, Buddhist aphorism flashbacks, and the line "Heavy on the spareribs, easy on the burning coals."

p. 12 Breaking and Entering Pandora's Box w/ Harlan Ellison, d/ Basil Wolverton... Cockroaches take over the Earth -- I think I have that right

p. 13 Daily Survivor w/ Tony Isabella, Carla Joseph, Gerry Conway, and Steve Skeates; d/ Dave Hunt, Marie Severin... Post-apocalyptic newspaper parody touching on mutated soldiers, mind tapping, frogs, genetic variations, Holohedral TV, Dennis the Menace, and the Olympics

p. 20 The Lighter Side of Racial Violence w/ Roy and Jean Thomas, d/ Ned Young, et. al. ... Crazy parodies Mad's Dave Berg -- that's crazy! Best line: "One man's rip-off is another man's revolution."

p. 21 Foto Funnies... National Lampoon parody addressing -- or undressing -- the war between the sexes

p. 22 Shush-Ups! d/ Vincent Van Nog... This Cracked parody tackles vampires, the Titanic, and cartoonists

p. 23 Foto Funkies... Another uncredited National Lampoon lampoon taking on -- or off -- feminism and the evident battle between the publishers

p. 24 The Great American Dream w/ Marv Wolfman, p/ Michele Wolfman... A "far-out" fumetti starring Dick Giordano, Neal Adams, and Tony Isabella in a realtor's police-state dream

p. 27 An Independent Survey Today Announced... w/ Jean Shepherd, d/ Herb Trimpe... Adapted from The Ferrari in the Bedroom, this series of clippings from the Daily Disaster isn't very funny. Outside of the comics-panel adaptations, this ran three pages too long

p. 33 Who's Who w/ Marv Wolfman... Other than "A Crazy Editorial," which recounts the dubious origin of humor, this page pokes fun at the need to feature big names to sell magazines. Wolfman calls Ellison a pornographer and claims that he, himself, is married to Michele Wolfman. There's also an ad for the "First and Greatest Name-That-Nebbish Contest."

p. 34 The Upseidown Adventure w/ Len Wein, d/ Ross Andru and Vic Martin... Movie parody recounting how passengers try to save a sinking ship (T-minus 93 issues?). Best line: "I forgot all about yer tattoo!"

p. 40 Evolution and History of Moosekind w/d Bob Foster... So not funny. I can't believe this was ever printed.

p. 43 FOOM-Etti w/ Tony Isabella, p/ Vinnie Colletta... A perved-out Marv Wolfman strives to sell a Friends of Ol' Marvel membership

p. 44 Junkwaffel: Sole Survivor w/d Vaughn Bode... 'Nuff said.
The Movie I Watched Last Night LIII
Hackers
Oh, I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed this movie. You've got rebellious teenage hackers saying things like "elite" and "righteous hack." You've got one of the first soundtracks featuring pop electronica music. You've got Penn Jillette. You've got a young Angelina Jolie (meow). You've got the characteristically irritating Matthew Lillard. You've got the graffiti-ridden teen hangout, roller blades, and futuristic "hacker fashion." You've got clueless but caring parents. And you've got graphic representations of networks and the net that put The Net to shame but nonetheless scream of implausibility. There's a virus hidden in a worm wrapped up in a virus (or something) that's going to scuttle oil tankers if this wily bunch of computer kids doesn't save the day -- and their own bacon. It's a shallow, silly plot, and the characters are likewise, but the interactions among the teens, the representation of hacker culture -- just this side of realistic -- and the Dawson's Creek-styled male lead hero's puppy-dog affection for Jolie's character (meow) make it all worthwhile. Oh, the Richard Kadrey-lookalike evil mastermind is a goon. And the hackers pranking of the federal agent is a nice riff on The Net's fear of identity theft.
Street Art III
This noon, I set out to find Mags Harries's 1976 urban sculpture, Asaroton (Unswept Floor). Originally embedded in the pavement at Hanover and Haymarket streets a short walk from where I work, the 55'-by-10'-by-9" bronze insert sculpture featured detritus you might find littering the streets and sidewalks around the open-air produce market: fish, flowers, newspapers, gloves, and corn cobs. The newspapers Harries used even featured headlines about busing in South Boston.



Commissioned to commemorate the U.S. Bicentennial, Asaroton refers to a Greco-Roman floor mosaic technique dating to 200 B.C. Because of construction of the central artery, however, Asaroton is no longer visible -- with most (hopefully all) of it in storage or on display at the Museum of Science. That's a relief, as I was prepared to write the MBTA to inquire what happened to the sculpture because of the Big Dig.



Unable to see the sidewalk sculpture, I grabbed a quick and unsatisfying lunch at Haymarket Pizza (two slices, $2), braved the cold wind of the pedestrian tunnel through the construction, and headed back to work. Hopefully I'll be more successful finding items of interest in Marty Carlock's A Guide to Public Art in Greater Boston in the future.
Blogging About Blogging XLVII
Confession: I've never read InstaPundit. OK, once, just now, but that was to verify the URL. I know Glenn looms relatively large in the blogosphere. I know he's heavily inked in blog-related press. And I know that his schtick doesn't really interest me.

That said, Neal Pollack's interview with Glenn today made me laugh out loud.
Water Blogged
A friend from DC visited the Boston area with a friend this weekend. We met up for lunch at Charlie's Kitchen on Saturday, and then we checked in with each other yesterday afternoon. Amy and her friend were at the New England Aquarium, a scant three T stops away from where I work. In an uncharacteristic fit of spontaneity, I decided to leave work and meet them there. Even though I've lived in Boston for six years, I've not once been to the aquarium. And that's a crime. Amy was my trigger.



After getting my ticket for $13.50 (which is kind of pricy, but a membership only costs $40, and that means you can get in for free -- go at least three times a year, and you're set), I walked around the first floor for awhile before finding them. We'd called each other on our cell phones. I don't know how this would have happened before the advent of cell phones. Where would I have left her a message? Would she have called me from an aquarium payphone? What if we'd never found each other?



We checked out some of the exhibits along the outer wall of the aquarium, and then we made our way up the center spiral walkway around the Giant Ocean Tank. The huge turtle was amazing, and the shark refused to eat what a diver offered it. We were impressed by the large assortment of fish -- and how ugly some of them are!



At the top, we watched a staff member feed the fish. There was one extremely chubby fish that was quite greedy, and it was hogging much of the food. Kept coming back for more! Then we wound our way back down to the main level, where we headed over to the ship Discovery for the 4:30 p.m. sea lion presentation.



The show was great. We saw two California sea lions (one was named Tyler; I forget the other) that had been trained to wave, roll over, balance a ball on their nose, fetch a plastic bottle from the pool and deposit in a recycling bin, and do other tricks. The staff member MC'ing the show made a point of distinguishing between sea lions and seals -- and worked in a subtle environmental conservation message.

All in all, a fun afternoon -- and high time I got to the aquarium in Boston! I left Amy and her friend to their host and headed home as they headed to dinner, the airport, and eventually DC.

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Speaking of water, there was no hot water in my apartment building Saturday at 9:30 a.m., and this morning at 8, there was no hot water yet again. It's never been a problem in the past, so it's not because people were showering and depleting the supply. Must be something wrong with the water heater. I shower every morning, and it feels kind of odd not having done so. Not that you need to know that, but I miss hot water. Will have to talk to my landlord soon.
It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World XXII
The Gap made a casting call for its next series of television advertisements. More than 200,000 people entered. 24 finalists have been selected. And only six will win: one man, one woman, one boy, one girl, one baby boy, and one baby girl. You can vote on who you think should be in the ad campaign online.

Voting requires sharing some personal information, but there's a $500 gift card at stake. Each category includes four selections. You can only vote once. Regardless of whether you win the gift card at the end, voting nets you a 15% discount coupon you can print and save.

Is this the future of democratic advertising?

Monday, January 20, 2003

The Movie I Watched Last Night LII
The Insider
This movie starring Russell Crowe -- cast as another quirky scientist/scholar -- and Al Pacino is much more than the story of big tobacco whistlebower Jeffrey Wigand. It's more of a Wag the Dog meets All the President's Men meta-media commentary on the story-selection process at 60 Minutes. Along the way, the movie addresses the corporate complicity of TV networks such as CBS, the money big tobacco can bring to bear to quash criticism and legal action, and the role of journalist as hero. Pacino shines as producer Lowell Bergman, once a journalist for Ramparts who finds himself questioning his own corporate position as a serious story is slowed. Christopher Plummer's portrayal of Mike Wallace highlights the ego inherent in anchoring big-name news programs, and the interactions between the character Bergman and other journalists at the New York Times and Wall Street Journal offer a heartening inside look at the relationships between journalists. In the end, we're left with a view of journalists as rebellious truth tellers, corporate media lawyers and executives as complicit gatekeepers, and big tobacco as, well, big tobacco. Wigand, who is underwritten as the true hero of the tale, is almost left with a broken life -- a life nearly broken by the very media organization that initially encouraged him to step forward and into a limelight he never wanted.

The Net
Sandra Bullock is miscast as a female computer hacker who finds herself trapped in a web of political intrigue when she's hired to debug a CD-ROM. Outside of the movie's largely Speed-styled thriller sequences, the movie is especially notable for its portrayal of online technologies and interaction. The online chat -- complete with heavily pixellated icons and horribly computer-generated voices -- is a kick and a half, as is the scene in which Bullock's surprisingly beautiful antisocial character is "accepted" by others in a chat room just before she orders a pizza online. The rapid-fire, higher-quality security breach scenes in which Bullock's character and others gain access to various govenmental, financial, and corporate online services stands out in stark contrast, indicating that the technological grass may very well be greener on the corporate side of the fence. While the adventure-movie plot isn't that interesting, the internet-based paranoia and privacy/security concerns raised by the film -- The Net's point, really -- really don't hold water or pack a punch. Still, an interesting artifact from the early day's of the net's commercial and consumer emergence and acceptance.
Mention Me! XXXI
Photojunkie includes Media Diet in its new links roundup. Rannie Turingan's "daily dose of images and commentary" is a lively collection of photography, personal writing, and meta-photoblogging news reports. Here's hoping Rannie makes it to SXSW!
Video-A-Go-Go II
Heavy-metal music videography has always stood apart from other music video production styles, and Iron Maiden's 1990 compilation of 16 videos, The First Ten Years: The Videos, offers an interesting look at the evolution of the genre as it highlights the successful design elements of the band and its various music video tactics.

Opening with the 1980 video for "Women in Uniform," which was shot at the Rainbow Theatre in London, the video is an example of one of the first promotional music videos. Featuring Maiden's original singer, Paul Di'Anno, the video telegraphs many of the tactics future videos will employ. For the most part, Maiden's videos are performance videos, capturing the band on stage with full light show and stadium theatrics. The video also includes light narrative segments, however, seemingly to introduce Maiden's undead mascot Eddie, but also to remind viewers of the song's title as the segments feature heavily made-up women in nurse and military uniform. Live, the band lacks energy and stage presence, making for a relatively uninteresting video that may promote the song or record but certainly doesn't sell the live concert experience. If this is a Maiden concert, I don't need to go.

"Wrathchild" fares slightly better, featuring Di'Anno again but with a more mature, meatier delivery. The video, devoid of any narrative, documents what was probably an actual concert instead of a staged show. That improves the performance, presence, and passion of the video, much more effectively promoting the concert experience.

It's not until the third video, "Run to the Hills" that viewers are introduced to Bruce Dickinson, the prototypical Maiden frontman. With this video, the band holds onto live performance documentation but adds black-and-white stock film footage to bolster the song's cartoony content about the mistreatment of Native Americans. This is an intriguing aspect, as the band -- or the video's director -- avoids actual direction or narrative storytelling while including the grainy footage. Narrative enough, I suppose, although the silent comedy selected undermines the thesis of the song more than it adds to the video.

Maiden's use of stock footage -- with a Vincent Price voiceover to boot -- continues in "The Number of the Beast," which introduces dramatically lit camera-oriented posed performance, costumed extras, and narrative segments to the expected live stage settings. The live footage features a large Godzilla model on stage, and the stock footage incorporates some Godzilla imagery as well, smartly linking the two devices.

"Flight of Icarus" only confuses the progression, however. While the video employs cheesily produced costumed extra-cast narrative segments, the live performance is replaced with in-studio recording session shots. Perhaps because of the opening hallway shot, viewers might read the in-studio sequences as narrative, as well, especially because a man sitting at the mixing board morphs into Eddie and then a costumed extra (Icarus himself, perhaps). In a way, the two streams do intersect, with Icarus lowering his head to the board before the closing guitar solo, but in the end, viewers are left with no real narration, only costumed cameos.

Stock footage and live performance return for "The Trooper," interspersing title card and narrative establishing shots with stadium footage once again. But for the most part, this is "Run to the Hills" all over again. While the footage of calvary horses falling down is confusing enough, the prolonged use of title cards, even at the very end to close out the video, is even more confusing. Horses fall down. Is the song about the futility of war? If the content of the song isn't clear, no amount of silent film footage or title cards will help.

At the same time, this video leads me to think that the relative success of Iron Maiden might be built on several elements: the live-show spectacle, consistent branding through the ongoing presence of Eddie, heavy-metal humor via found footage of violence and destruction, and pseudo-literary and -historical allusions that give the band a pretense of depth.

That case is helped by "2 Minutes to Midnight," a song that appears to be about the countdown to nuclear war and the price of the political decisions that are made to reach that point. Here, the narrative segments almost dominate the live performance, representing a statesman anguishing over his choices -- and his timely end. The video introduces the neo-arcane ephemera of Eddie's fantasy world as the statesman explores a manuscript rife with runes and esoteric script. Adding to the representation of mediated experience supported by the use of stock footage, the statesman turns to a computer to scry the manuscript's meaning. Just to highlight the limited budgets available, however, it's notable that the producers had to mock up a stenciled cover to the fictional "Fortune and Glory" magazine.

Remember the Vincent Price voiceover? There's a Winston Churchill voiceover opening "Aces High." That means it's another song with political and historical allusions -- and that Maiden will back them up with stock footage of World War II-era news reels and films of fighter planes. For the most part, the video is live performance, with the stock footage puncuating solos. The song's lyrics remind viewers of the masculine, heroic context behind Maiden's stage performance. Regardless of whether it's the Native Americans, Icarus, soldiers, or pilots, so far, the main character's in Maiden's videos are heroes or thwarted heroes. That might be another ingredient in the band's recipe for success. Or perhaps it's an aspirational element of heavy metal's appeal to the disenfranchised in general.

The role of place pops up again in "Running Free," an entirely live performance in which Dickinson mentions spending a night in a Los Angeles jail. An interesting counterpoint to Di'Anno's mention of flying to London on a 747 in "Wrathchild"! Was Maiden one of the first NWOBHM bands equally at home in the United States as well as the United Kingdom?

If "Wasted Years" is any indication -- much less the Somewhere in Time album in its entirety -- Maiden's also at home in outer space. Interspersing live performance and candid backstage footage with animated segments and album-cover closeups, as well as representations of Eddie's many guises, the video also reuses stock footage from earlier music videos. By repurposing segments of the "Women in Uniform," "Run to the Hills," "The Trooper," "2 Minutes to Midnight," and "Aces High" videos, Maiden adds another wrinkle to its historic, heroic video representations. Now there's inter-video band history, which appears to be more than NWOBHM nostalgia, to consider. Heavy-metal band as hero.

Dickinson's mic-stand antics during the live introduction to "Stranger in a Strange Land" is as cartoony as Eddie's undead mug, and this is the first live footage that feels false. Oh, there's an audience, a large audience, but Dickinson's delivery was better when it was not so polished, thoughtfully dramatic, or oriented to the camera. "No brave new world," indeed. However, the allusions to being lost "in a land of ice and snow," the increased distance between performer and audience that's brought with better production, and the hero-worship gaze seen in the audience shots only add to the heroic aspirations and fantastic elements of Maiden's music. Eddie's goggled visage on stage underscores the science-fiction aspects of Somewhere in Time-era Maiden.

The all-live "Stranger in a Strange Land" makes "Can I Play with Madness"' full-on narrative all the more disturbing, if not a backward evolutionary step. With the introduction of synthesizers on Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, many hardcore Maiden fans accused the band of going mersh and selling out. That this is the first fully narrative video in the collection lends credence to the evident commercial evolution of the band. Interestingly enough, just as the arcane manuscript element of "2 Minutes to Midnight" pops up again in this video, so does the role of the monitor and the magazine. Here, a glossy metal fanzine is used as a torch, and the only live footage of the band is seen by video characters on a cobwebbed television. Another indication of commercial distancing and mediated experience.

Maiden make a point of returning to a concert video for "The Evil That Men Do," opening the video with slow-motion backstage and audience footage, contributing to the nostalgic history established in "Stranger in a Strange Land." While the band would have used stock footage or light narrative to bring home the song's message in the past, this is a purely live video, a radical response to the singular success of "Can I Play with Madness," and perhaps an attempt to hold onto the band's heroic past more strongly.

The band returns to the grassroots even more with "The Clairvoyant," which includes footage taken on the green hills of Donington. Smoke machine going, British flag flying, this video is all about the show and the audience's presence and response. The story is there, in the song, as well as in the stage set. Why use stock footage or narrative devices? With Iron Maiden, there's little need, and attempts to add depth only draw attention to the band's lack of depth.

In the end, the collection closes with another live video, seemingly from Donington ("Infinite Dreams") and a more heavily produced video directed by Steve Harris ("Holy Smoke"). The latter, a topical song addressing the political foibles of Christian evangelists such as Jim Bakker, combines friendly studio footage and goofy staged performance footage shot in a field of flowers. Commenting on the mediated duplicity of the PMRC and similar efforts, the video's cartoony shenanigans -- contrary to those in "Run to the Hills"' stock footage -- only bolsters the song's message. Here, Maiden says "We're a heavy-metal band. This is fun. We're serious, but we don't take ourselves too seriously."

That, I suppose, is what I've done by writing this video analysis. While Maiden falls prey to the violent stock footage tendencies of Headbangers' Ball and flirts with fully narrative pop music video styling, in the end, the band refocuses on the live concert and fan base experience, effectively stepping away from the edge of selling out and closer to the band's roots.

Even if those roots are shallowly planted.
It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World XXI
In early 2002, Pizza Hut hired Ween to write an advertising jingle for the restaurant chain's "Insider" pizza. Ween did, but Pizza Hut's agency didn't like the results and hired another band to do something that, I'm sure, was eminently more lame. Add this to the ranks of All's "Alfredo's" and the Anchormen's "Kee Kar Lau."
Workaday World XII
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr., Day! It's a holiday at Fast Company, but a lot of folks are in today to ship the March 2003 issue. I'm in to make sure we're ready to launch the new Company of Friends tools this week.

But that doesn't mean there's no time to reflect on and recognize the contributions of Martin Luther King, Jr. Stanford University's Martin Luther King, Jr. Papers Project is publishing a 14-volume edition of King's most significant correspondence, sermons, speeches, published writings, and unpublished manuscripts. Additionally, the project's Liberation Curriculum offers historically accurate and pedagogically effective educational materials that embrace social justice and human rights.

King lived in Boston in the early '50s while studying at Boston University. He lived in an apartment building at 397 Massachusetts Ave., an apartment that is now adorned with a small commemorative plaque. If I have time later today, I hope to take a walk to King's former Boston digs and pay homage to his contributions and life.

Friday, January 17, 2003

Nervy, Pervy X
Annie Tomlin's look at the people, process -- and economics -- behind Suicide Girls is an extremely solid story. A surprisingly giving and impressive analysis published in Bitch magazine that, in the end, determines that Suicide Girls is run in a "slightly feminist" fashion. To Tomlin's discredit, she cops out at the conclusion of the piece by coupling what Spooky, Missy, and O are doing with traditional pornography such as Playboy. Anyone who can't think of a better example of pornography than Playboy clearly knows nothing about porn and shouldn't be criticizing anything as such.
Pieces, Particles XII
The following media-related stories recently spotted in print publications might be worth a look. Heads and decks, only. Heads and decks.

45701: One Day, 114 Cameras by Larry Nighswander, National Geographic, January 2003
Lights? No. Action? Plenty. From dawn to dusk on a dismal fall day, 114 students fanned out from Athens, Ohio -- home to Ohio University's Visual Communication school -- to focus on 45701. Thanks to the VisCom school, this is one of the nation's most photographed zips. Click. A bus rolls, a farmer rests, a horse snorts, cans clatter, a prisoner walks, and a day is caught in the act.

Alt-weeklies Play Hard to Get with Adult Ads by Sarah Schaffer, American Journalism Review, January/February 2003

Battery-Powered Learning by Jeff Clark, Down East, February 2003
The boldest experiment in public education in Maine history is under way in every seventh-grade classroom across the state, and the results so far are beyond what anyone expected.

Cat People by Louis Menand, The New Yorker, Dec. 23 and 30, 2002
What Dr. Seuss really taught us.

Clean Slate by Richard Byrne, The Boston Phoenix, Jan. 17, 2003
In six years, Slate has weathered the dot-com bust and played a seminal role in Web journalism. Now can it shake its corporate sugar daddy and make a profit?

Couch Potato Heaven by Brad Stone, Newsweek, Dec. 23, 2002
Cable companies may have finally figured out how to give TV viewers what they want: the ability to watch a movie, any time, without a schlep to the video store

Dream Weavers by Cathy Newman, National Geographic, January 2003
Ever since our ancestors flung a pelt over themselves to shelter against the cold, textiles have protected us from weather, war, and much else. Now designers envision textiles smart enough to monitor heart patients, strong enough to move buildings, and sophisticated enough to camouflage soldiers in changing terrain.

E-Commie by David Waldes Greenwood, The Boston Phoenix, Jan. 17, 2003
If the feds start reading my e-mail, alerts may fly

Every Last Word by Barb Palser, American Journalism Review, January/February 2003
Sources who publish transcripts of their interviews? It's becoming more common.

Ground for Contention by Steve Ritea, American Journalism Review, January/February 2003

Life in the Fast Lane by Ed Leibowitz, Smithsonian, January 2003
Harry Truman's pals installed a bowling alley at the White House so the new president could escape the heat of the kitchen

The Newspapers Tell Only Half of the Story by Wes Carter, Newsweek, Jan. 13, 2003
Americans read about acts of racism daily, but most of us know things aren't nearly so bleak

On the Road by Paul Conrad, Tricycle, Winter 2002
Although we spend countless hours behind the wheel, we often overlook the excellent opportunity driving presents for the practice of mindfulness. Trucker Paul Conrad tells us how the road can be our teacher.

Poll Crazy by Lori Robertson, American Journalism Review, January/February 2003
America's news organizations poll the public on a staggering variety of subjects, from Iraq to the sniper to whether Elvis is still alive. Does all of this surveying increase understanding, or does it simply amount to more random noise?

The Right Channel by Michaela Cavallaro, Down East, February 2003
THat's what many Mainers feel they've found when they hear Vicki Monroe connect with their departed loved ones on her Thursday morning call-in program.

Rockin' with My Son by David Macfarlane, GQ, January 2003
He may never get groupies, but writer David Macfarlane discovers the satisfaction of playing rock 'n' roll with a motley crew, decent equipment and, mostly, his 14-year-old son

Scrap Happy by Andy Steiner, Bitch, Fall 2002
Scrapbooking may be big business now, but its roots are in homegrown history

Shopping the Dharma by Bhiksuni Thubten Chodron, Tricycle, Winter 2002
Consumer culture has spawned a class of spiritual shoppers who bring their acquisitive instincts to the practice of the dharma.

Smile! You're on Slanted Camera!, Busted!, October 2002

Sophisticated Pursuits by Lynn Pyne Davis, Southwest Art, January 2003
Elaine G. Coffee's figurative paintings capture the cosmopolitan crowds at restaurants, museums, and galleries

Telemarketers Are People Too by Kathryn McKay, Family Circle, Jan. 14, 2003

The 10 Secrets of a Master Networker by Tahl Raz, Inc., January 2003
Keith Ferrazzi needs two PalmPilots to keep track of all his contacts, people like Bill Clinton and Michael Milken. But there's far more to cracking the inner circle of the power elite than just taking names

This Is Going to Be Big by Tad Friend, The New Yorker, Sept. 23, 2002
How publicity really works in Hollywood.

Tile Fighters by Martin Wong, Giant Robot #27
In Thailand, Scrabble competitions are not gathering places for geeks, but linguistic battles fought in arenas packed with screaming fans.

Who Is Axel Zwingenberger by Matt Van Hattem and M.R. Valentine, Trains, February 2003
And why does he take photos of steam engines at night>

You've Got Mail, Sports Illustrated, Dec. 30, 2002
In case you don't get holidat greetings from a pro athlete, or a team, or even a league, we went through our mailbag and picked some of our favorites to share

If you work for a magazine and would like to sign me up for a complimentary subscription, please feel free to do so. My address is in the grey bar over on the left.
Anchormen, Aweigh! XIII
Work on the upcoming Anchormen CD, A Nation of Interns, continues apace. Jef just crafted some concepts for the album cover. What do you think? I think they're fun.
It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World XX
Stop. Go. Media Diet.

On deadline crafting a new marketing campaign, and the catch phrases just aren't coming? Turn to the Advertising Slogan Generator, courtesy of the folks who brought us the Random British Movie Titles generator.

Thanks to Memepool.
Event-O-Dex XXXIII
A friend from Washington, DC, is visiting this weekend, and it's assuring to know that we'll have choices tomorrow night if we decide we want to go to a show.

Saturday, Jan. 18: The Division of Laura Lee, Burning Brides, and the Catheters hold forth at TT the Bear's in Cambridge.

Meanwhile, the Humanoids, with whom the Anchormen have shared stage, celebrate the release of their new CD, "Dirty Moves," with Cracktorch, the Stoves, and Tiger Mountain at the Middle East in Cambridge.

Thursday, January 16, 2003

Blogging About Blogging XLVI
There's now a Hot or Not for blogs. Is Media Diet hot or not? I don't know. No one's rated it yet, so I'm showing a measly 1.5. Their default rating is 1.5? Yikes.
Mention Me! XXX
Daigo Fujiwara, mastermind behind Lunch Is Fun!, does a blog, too. Baseball, technology, jazz. Worth checking out.
I'm a Master Rebater
After purchasing my Sidekick and external hard drive, I've mailed in no fewer than three (3) rebate forms for a total of $200. I've not sent in a rebate for a long time, and doing so -- following the arcane instructions and documentation requirements to the letter -- made me think about the economics of the rebate.

What are rebates, exactly? Why not just offer lower prices? Are rebates a gambit in which the product manufacture or retail business assumes that their costs will be lower overall because not everyone will redeem the rebate? Poking around on the Web, I found some interesting information.

  • Scott Gilpatrick at the University of Texas at Austin has written a paper entitled "Present-Biased Preferences and Rebate Redemption" that, yes, most people will be more likely to buy something if a rebate is offered -- but not very likely to redeem said rebate.
  • On the DealChecker site, Henry Norr explains the how and why of rebates, revealing that manufactures pay rebates, not retailers or distributors (although one of my rebates was from Amazon.com) and that redemption averages 10-30%.
  • TechTV's Martin Sargent decries rebates as "massive marketing ploys." He then goes on an online shopping spree to find out whether rebates really lower costs in the end.
  • And three academics expand on their non-price-discrimination theory of rebates, attempting to address the "redemption gap."

    Now you know as much about rebate coupons as I do. You lucky devils.

    Soundtrack: Articles of Faith, "Complete Vol. 1 1981-1983"
  • .Conversation II
    Back in July 2002, the fine folks over at Play opened up their blog Pure Content to allow frequent readers to join their street team.

    Six months later, today, actually, I leap into the fray and post an item about an innovation-related blog Pure Content readers might be interested in.

    This is the first time I've posted to a blog that's not my own, and you know what? It felt kind of weird.
    Comics and Cuisine
    Believe it or not, but Chicago Comics and James Kochalka have teamed up to produce a line of autobiographical hot sauce.

    "But don't just place your bottles of Kochalka hot sauce in special glass cases, preserving them as prized collector's items," James says. "It's actually pretty good sauce! I mean, it tastes good! Plus, it brings a little art into your daily life, transforming it from a humdrum 'grind' to an exciting 'zing'! Don't be afraid to use it!"

    The sauces come in jalapeño, habañero, garlic, and cayenne flavors, and each bottle features artwork. There's a Spandy sauce, a Don't Trust Whitey sauce, even a Fancy Froglin sauce. The Spandy sauce's label warns that it's "not for cats," and Fancy Froglin suggests that you "squirt some in your britches."

    Oh, that James.
    The Movie I Watched Last Night LI
    Existenz
    Why didn't this movie make more waves when it was released in 1999? Written and directed by David Cronenberg and starring Jude Law, Jennifer Jason Leigh (meow), and Willem Dafoe, it's an evident influence on films such as AI and The Matrix. Equal parts exploration of video game development and playtesting culture -- and dive into virtual reality technology -- the movie just amazed me. The script and the acting had video game play elements down pat, from repeated motions and actions until a character is engaged to the use of trigger phrases or saying a character's name so they recognize you're addressing them. The neo-organic game devices and erotic undertones (which I remember the movie's marketing to play up even though they're such a small part of the movie) add a nice undercurrent of tactile arousal. What starts out as a hero's quest turns into a psychological thriller, and in the end, you're left wondering where the game ends -- and where the movie begins. Brilliant. Under recognized. Well worth watching if you have any interest at all in video games, technology, or science fiction.

    Wednesday, January 15, 2003

    Mention Me! XXIX
    The Open Directory Project includes Media Diet in its list of Arts:Comics:Magazines and E-Zines resources, describing it as a "Weblog with reviews of zines, comics, and movies." Fair enough, but when you really look at it, isn't Media Diet, oh, so much more?
    Event-O-Dex XXXII
    Wednesday, Jan. 22: Choo Choo la Rouge, Soltero, the Eyesores, and Joel Thibodeau of Stringbuilder at the Middle East Upstairs in Cambridge. Be the first on your block to get the new Soltero CD!
    Digesting the Daily VII
    Recent editions of the Daily Northwestern, the student newspaper of my alma mater, featured several media-, technology-, and activism-related items that might be of interest to Media Dieticians.

    New EPD device keeps candid camera on criminals
    High-tech investment could save city $60,000 spent yearly cleaning graffiti
    (Jan. 9, 2003)

    "Skankier than last year"
    An inter-sorority e-mail newsletter offers candid thoughts on rush
    (Jan. 9, 2003)

    Evanston considers Web to crack down on parking scofflaws
    Program denies city services for unpaid violations; names could be published on Web
    (Jan. 10, 2003)

    Extra credit to the Daily's Web team for prominently featuring Bottom of the Food Chain online. Alex Thomas is doing one of the best campus comic strips I'm aware of. Not that I read many, but it's good.

    If you work for a college newspaper and would like to sign me up for a complimentary subscription, please feel free to do so. My address is in the grey bar over on the left.
    The Movie I Watched Last Night L
    Total Recall
    Arnold Schwarzenegger's flawed 1990 adaptation of Philip K. Dick's short story "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale" is an excellent example of how Hollywood can manhandle and mangle an originally psychologically sensitive and surprising story. The movie strips away all of Dick's nuance and nervousness, replacing it with an over-the-top action-movie ambience lacking all subtlety. In fact, the movie's almost a catch-all for because-we-can special effects: the exploding pneumatic mask, the deformed "mutant" extras, and the scene at the end in which Arnie and his rebellious love interest are ejected into the not-so-harsh atmosphere of Mars. Bulging eyes again? Please. Given Arnie's girth, it's no surprise that his reluctant secret-agent recall is employed as a construction worker instead of as a clerk, and the movie's founding flaw is that lack of distance between the past and the present -- which only makes the outcome of the resulting self-realization less important. That said, the s-f concept of subterranean engines designed to maintain Mars atmosphere by converting an underground glacier into breathable air -- air volcano! -- was intriguing.

    Soundtrack: Crimpshrine, 1987 demos
    Corollary: These Links Were Made for Breaking? X
    The RIAA says that the claims they plan to hack MP3's to better audit them is a hoax.

    Thanks, again, to Interesting People.
    Comics and Community III
    Coming soon to a train car or park bench near you: Media Diet's Free-Range Comic Book Project.

    Over the course of the next year, I am going to distribute 200 "free-range comic books" in the Boston area by leaving them on train cars and park benches -- and in other public places. Each comic book will be labeled with a card that reads, "This is a free-range comic book. Take it. Read it. Give it away."

    If you come across one of these comic books and check out the URL printed on the card -- this site -- please let me know where you found it. I'd appreciate it.

    And whatever you do, don't put the comic in a bag, with a board, or in a box. And whatever you do, don't sell it into the slavery of the back-issue bin. Free-range comic books need fresh air, sunlight, and active reading. When you're done with the book, pass it on.

    I and the free-range comic books thank you.
    These Links Were Made for Breaking? X
    The Web is alive today with commentary on the Recording Industry Association of America, Computer Systems Policy Project, and Business Software Alliance's policy principles. And now there's news that the RIAA is considering hacking MP3's so they're more easily tracked and controlled.

    This, I don't get. MP3's lead me to buy more CD's, not fewer. When will the recording industry get that? If all of this stuff keeps coming together, heading in the direction we see, the only option may be to stop buying commercial music altogether and just make our own.

    Thanks to Interesting People.
    Blogging About Blogging XLV
    I include a disclaimer in Media Diet that email communications regarding the blog may be posted as entries. Usually, these are headed "From the In Box." Ross Mayfield has started appending a line to his signature file indicating whether the item is OK to redistribute. Creative Commons for email communications! I hope it's OK to blog this.
    Big Brother Is Watching X
    The American Civil Liberties Union has drafted an interesting report entitled "Bigger Monster, Weaker Chains: The Growth of an American Surveillance Society."

    In an email to David Farber's Interesting People mailing list, ACLU staffer Barry Steinhardt says:

    "This report grew out of our sense here at the ACLU that in order to make progress on the privacy issue, we have to shift the terms of the debate. When viewed in isolation, many new privacy invasions seem harmless to many Americans, who don’t see why they should care that (for example) someone is recording the date and time that they drive through a tollbooth. To understand the privacy issue one has to look at the big picture to understand that each new piece of information collected about us, no matter how seemingly harmless, is increasingly being added together with thousands of other data points to create an extremely intrusive, high-resolution picture of our lives.

    "The need to shift the terms of the debate on privacy to focus more on the big picture was made a lot easier by the breaking of the story of the Pentagon/Poindexter Total Information Awareness program and that story has provided the perfect opportunity to try to spark a broader discussion of how we are going to handle all the intrusive new technologies that are being developed, and what we are going to let this country turn into."

    Thanks to Interesting People.
    Schoolhouse Punk Rock II
    Dave Smith and Seth Frisbie-Fulton's Japan Punk Project has been gathering information about Japanese punk-rock bands since 1999. Granted, they only highlight 16 bands currently, but it seems that the listings include full personnel, contact, and discography information. Also featuring record reviews and a directory of labels and distributors, the service offers a tour schedule that hasn't been updated since 2001. Don't expect the content here to be that fresh, but it's certainly interesting. MP3's are scarce, but each band seems to have at least one RealAudio song online.

    Thanks to Metafilter.

    Tuesday, January 14, 2003

    Music to My Ears XXIV
    The Rogers Sisters rate so much more than a Soundtrack indicia item and I mostly review local-ish records in this category, so here's an unabashed, "I just got this record, I'm listening to it now, and I love it!" recommendation.

    Based in Brooklyn, bandmates Jennifer and Laure Rogers also run the east Williamsburg bar Daddy's. And their band fits right in to the highly hyped scene sound there. Equal parts naive girl garage pop a la the Go-Go's and angular Chicago-style no wave like the Scissor Girls, the band revels in a sparse, sharply punctuated groove. Male member Miyuki Furtado any relation to Nell? -- plays Fred Schneider to the sisters' Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson. Awesome, awesome harmonies abound, particularly in "Song for Freddie."

    I fall in love with bands several times a year, it seems. And today? Tonight? I'm in love with the Rogers Sisters. File your Rapture and Radio 4 records and give this disc a spin. You'll fall in love, too.
    Newsletters of Note VI
    Fine, it's a catalog. But if I had a million dollars, this is exactly the kind of stuff I'd squander my new-found wealth on. The Winter 2003 catalog of Leadership Directories' guides to "who's who in the leadership of the United States" is an information and social network junkie's wet dream.

    For roughly $350, you can subscribe to the service's quarterly directories of members of Congress, city and county government officials, state and federal officials, judges, executives, media workers, lawyers, and other people. Directory entries for the Corporate Yellow Book include direct contact information for officers and management, major subsidiaries and divisions, and the board of directors. And the News Media Yellow Book comprises more than 2,300 national news media organizations, covering executives, administrators, editors, and reporters.

    And for a measly $3,300, you can gain access to all 14 directories online. Sheesh. It's like Lexis-Nexis for people! Any Media Dietician benefactors want to spring for the Corporate and News Media yellow books? My birthday's coming up at the end of February.
    Comics and Commerce II
    Highwater Books has offered all of the minicomics it distributes for your online ordering and reading pleasure. There's a lot of awesome stuff here. Stuff you'll be hard pressed to find anywhere. Stuff like the old Fort Thunder anthology Monster. Stuff like Tom Hart's old Wodaabe Comics.
    Corollary: How I've Been Spending My Time
    Way back in March 2002, I wrote about a "goofy little video game" that had captured my attention: Snood. Greg Costikyan is also smitten with Snood and has seen fit to explain why it -- and games like it -- don't get any respect. Here I come, you little buggers!

    Thanks to Kottke.org.
    Business Media Reportage Goes Bust, Now Boom? II
    Research analysts at Jupitemedia Corp. have started blogging. David Card weighs in on content and programming, and media and entertainment. Joseph Laszlo expands on broadband and wireless technologies. And Lydia Loizides waxes expert on digital and interactive television, digital imaging, consumer electronics, and PC peripherals. The entries I've seen so far -- mostly one a day -- are relatively brief pointers to articles with scant commentary, but Jupiter's step into the blogosphere is an intriguing evolution for the analyst industry.

    Thanks to Ross Mayfield's Weblog.

    Soundtrack: Siouxsie & the Banshees, "Peepshow"
    Telefun and Games II
    If you live in Massachusetts and you'd like to register for the commonwealth's new Do Not Call list, you can do so online. Your phone number, your name and address, and whoomp: No more unsolicited phone calls from telemarketers.


    Thanks to Bradley's Almanac.
    Summer Fun
    Ain't It Cool News is all over the forthcoming Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Concept art, a teaser trailer, and more. Oh, I can't wait for this. When will they make a Haunted Mansion movie?

    Thanks to Boing Boing.
    Blogging About Blogging XLIV
    Goofy-looking Tech Central Station contributor Arnold Kling boldly proposes that "content is crap" and that the Creative Commons Licensing Project is insignificant. If it's so insignificant, what attracted Colonel Kling's ire?

    He thinks that the Creative Commons is based on some hippy-dippy ideology that holds that content aggregators, publishers, and media companies are evil and that pure content is golden. I don't think it's based on that at all. I think it's a complement to copyright that can help protect the ownership and integrity of smaller media makers of all stripes. It helps people say that their work can be reused -- and helps them indicate how.

    But Kling wouldn't understand that. His work is for hire. The article he wrote is copyright 2003 Tech Central Station. He has no say how it's reused. He sees no future income from his work beyond his salary of freelance wage. And if push came to shove, he might not be able to legally photocopy a printout of his own story at Kinko's.

    Huh.
    Workaday World XI
    I went to the dentist this morning, leaning into the bitter North End cold and waiting awhile in the lobby because the fellow ahead of me had been 35 minutes late because of traffic. While waiting, I read the Wall Street Journal, and in today's Personal Journal there is not just one, but two articles about tooth care.

    The Cranky Consumer Works on Its Smile
    We test five tooth whiteners, from gel to dentist's chair; fighting the drool factor

    Toothbrush Wars: Study Gives Buyers Much to Chew on
    A power brush that twists removes more plaque than one that shakes

    Speaking of drool, the chip in my lower front tooth -- a chip I got back in September while traveling -- seems to be OK, and I learned that enamel is "multifaceted." That means that it's got a series of cracks already running through it, and it's not uncommon for teeth to chip or flake. On the down side, I had quite a bit of coffee stain on my inside lower teeth, but the hygienist scraped it away without much effort.

    On the scrape tip, does anyone else find anything slightly J.G. Ballard- or Crash-like about going to the dentist? There's the element of sadistic and masochistic artifice -- the scraping, the chair, the floss, the mirrors and lights, the devices you bite down on to hold X-ray film in your mouth. And there's the erotic undercurrent that comes from any situation in which you're being administered to -- hair dresser, nurse, dental hygienist.

    Maybe it's just me, but all I think think about while biting down on the painfully awkward X-ray film holder was J.G. Ballard.

    Monday, January 13, 2003

    Workaday World X
    It's not even February, and there's a bag of Necco Sweethearts large conversation hearts on the 'Rang at work. I just shook five into my fist. They say:

  • Darling (purple)
  • I Got U Babe (white)
  • That Smile (green)
  • Teach Me (pink)
  • Something illegible (orange)

    The last one is interesting. Printed so the text bleeds off the top of the heart near the charming butt crevice, it could read something office-y and high-tech like "Fax Me." But it could also say "Frisk Me," "Pick Me," or something quite naughty. I don't think it's as easy as "Kiss Me" or "Hug Me," though.

    What conversation heart phrases end in "me"?
  • Movie Location Nation
    Ray Smith has developed an online resource showing what the San Francisco-based locations in the 1968 movie Bullitt look like in 1999 and 2002. An interesting media trigger for a then-and-now urban photography project!

    Thanks to Memepool.
    Daily Dosage II
    Dan Pink, mastermind behind Just One Thing, is hanging up his hat. 2003 will miss you, Dan. Best of luck with the book!
    Technofetishism XXVI
    Much to my disappointment, Eudora 5.1 has a profanity filter. In folksy language, it cautions you against transmitting emails that may cause your keyboard to get washed out with soap, and even if you select Send Anyway, it doesn't send the email. What the heck? Checking my Eudora settings, there's a Mood Watch option that defaults to warning you if a message might be offensive -- and delays its sending even if you choose to forge ahead regardless. I changed my settings so I'm still warned -- in this instance I changed "shit" to "shiite" to skirt the filter -- but not delayed if I opt to transmit anyway. More than a year ago, Charles Moore asked whether Mood Watch was annoying or entertaining. This afternoon, I was annoyed. Debit, Eudora. Debit.
    Hollywood If I Could
    I like George Clooney.

    No, not like that.

    Clooney's someone who did an awful lot of shit before he got where he is today. He's been doing a bunch of interesting interviews to support Solaris and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and in one of them he commented that whenever he turns on the TV at 3 a.m., there he is in another terrible show, with another terrible hair crime. I think only Jean Claude Van Damme tops him for the visual archive of hair crimes committed over the last 20 years.

    Once he found himself in a position of power on ER -- in a gift of a role as the understated maverick who could never lose sympathy because he saved children's lives -- he started pulling stunts. He was instrumental in the episode of ER that the cast did live, twice in one night -- once for the East Coast, once for the West. Then he got involved in producing a remake of Fail Safe as a piece of live televisual theatre. Then came film, and starting again, doing some shit, clearly relearning how to act again, because an acting style that's charming on TV just dies on film.

    See how often he looks down, in those early films, retains cadences from TV. Then he hooked up with Steven Soderbergh. His head comes up, he learns economy and bigness at the same time. And in Soderbergh, one of America's cleverer risk-takers, he seemed to have found someone who thought the same way.

    In another recent interview, he lays this out. He says that the nature of the film beast is that in five or 10 years, he won't be allowed in front of a camera, let alone behind it. So he needs to do the things he wants to do now, while he's in the position of power to make them happen. He comments that Solaris is flopping domestically, though it'll probably make most of its money back in foreign markets. But that doesn't matter. What matters is that they did it. The film is there. And it is -- I realise this flies against the face of all critics everywhere -- a good film. I always hesitate to use the word "emotional" when discussing story, as I fear I sound like the wreckage of Francis Ford Coppola talking shit about the Godfather movies in the beginning of his twilight years. But Solaris has an unmannered, mature emotional complexity to it. It is, in fact, a '70s art-film. It gets the best performance I've ever seen from Natasha McElhone, and Clooney is clearly fucking with his perceived star persona as the chilly, damaged psychiatrist. One of the character's friends calls him "a nihilist shrink."

    I grabbed the original Soderbergh script down from Script-O-Rama, and there are some interesting cuts. Anything that added to the science-fictional tone of the film got cut. It's all in the inference in the finished film. It's genre deconstruction, concentrating on the thing the majority of sf doesn't do -- creating a real life in the relationships.

    It may not be what anyone wanted to see, but it's the film they wanted to make.

    At similar peaks, people in Clooney's position tend to do things that will maintain or crest that peak. Running to stand still. There's something admirable in someone who says, now I'm going to do the things I need to do until they kick me off the peak. -- Warren Ellis

    Reprinted with permission.
    Corollary: Blogging About Blogging XLIII
    Yet again, the folks behind the Bloggies chose not to include photoblogs as a category. So photobloggers are organizing their own photoblog awards, the 2003 Photobloggies. My guess is that photoblogs weren't included because the Bloggies organizers define blogs as pages "with dated entries that have a purpose (in whole or in part) of linking to other sites." Additionally, "sites that are intended to be just personal journals or site news pages are not eligible."

    So a blog is just a list of dated links, perhaps with commentary? Seems relatively narrow to me. What if the purpose of your blog isn't solely to point people to other sites? What happens to the short entries organized chronologically part of the definition? Short-sighted, Bloggies. Short-sighted. (Or "-sited," ha hee hum.)
    Event-O-Dex XXXI
    Monday, Jan. 13: Donna Barr, creator of the Desert Peach and Stinz, does a signing at the Million Year Picnic tonight. I think it starts at 5:30 p.m. While I usually don't enjoy signings, I think I'll stop by tonight. I've appreciated Barr's work since MU Press was publishing her and Steve Willis of Morty the Dog fame.

    Wednesday, Jan. 15: Boston bloggers may very well gather for the International Blog Meetup Day at the Someday Cafe in Somerville. I've yet to make a Meetup, but you may find me there this week even though I have no interest whatsoever in the topic "Blogging During Wartime." In the back by the big red couch.
    Corollary: Event-O-Dex XXVIII
    I was unable to join Halley Suitt for her one-year blogging anniversary party last Friday, but Dan Bricklin was kind enough to share some of his snapshots of the event. David Weinberger was there, and they called Dave Winer to join the fun. By the looks of things, the Boston blog set is predominately male. All hail, Halley!
    Hiptop Nation IV
    Some random snaps from my weekend in northern Indiana.













    And some distant shots of the refineries while driving through the park to lunch.





    I find sights like that strangely beautiful.
    The Restaurant I Ate at Last Night XVIII
    For my grandmother's 92nd birthday Saturday, seven members of my family went to Phil Smidt's in Hammond, Indiana, for lunch. Originally opened in 1910, the restaurant's location is sheer accident. Phil Smidt and his wife were on their way to California when their train stopped in Roby, Indiana. The Smidts thought they were in Chicago, so they got off the train. The train left without them, and they decided to stay in the area. Imagine that!



    Since its opening, the restaurant -- which originally included a boat livery because of its proximity to Lake Michigan -- has specialized in perch and frog legs. The restaurant is dotted with several display cases full of various kinds of frogs, and the restaurant's phone number is even 1-800-FROG-LEG. When I was a young boy, frog legs were my favorite "fancy" restaurant dish. And after being a vegetarian for 10 years, I ordered frog legs Saturday for the first time since I started eating meat again. They were OK. I'm not sure if I like the idea of eating a frog's legs, especially when they look so leg-like. But the perch was much better.



    The original restaurant building burned down in 1945, when an underground gas pipe exploded. The restaurant is now located in a largely industrial area situated between a couple of parks near Wolf Lake, the oil refineries, and a soap factory. The smell of soap was strong in the air outside. Inside, the smell of cigarette smoke was strong.



    My grandmother's wedding reception was at the original Phil Smidt's location, the one that burned down in the mid-'40s. Not too long into her reception, it was discovered that the wedding cake had yet to arrive. They called the baker, and it turned out that the cake had been delivered to another restaurant across town. While they weren't able to get the cake delivered in time for the reception, family ate it at a relative's house later that night.

    Rock Shows of Note LII
    Arriving back in Boston yesterday around 4:30 p.m., I was pleased that the Boston Chamber Music Society performance didn't start until 7:30. That gave me plenty of time to drop my suitcase off at home, head to Harvard Square for a quick visit to the Picnic, where Cheryl told me about the Art Club that she and TD have been organizing -- and to Charlie's, where I had my customary grilled cheese sandwich. Disappointed that Charlie's has stopped tapping both Red Hook ESB and Harpoon IPA now (my two favorite beers), I sought solace at the record store before making my way to Sanders Theatre at Harvard.

    Part of me wanted to head home. That part exerted itself especially strongly after a relatively lackluster performance of Frederick Chopin's Cello Sonata in G minor. But I stuck it out through the intermission and was quite pleased in the end.

    Opening the show, cellist and artistic director Ronald Thomas was joined by Randall Hodgkinson on piano, Fenwick Smith on flute, Dean Anderson on percussion, and Sandra Laub as narrator. The piece: Earl Kim's "Dear Linda," which was based on a letter Anne Sexton wrote her daughter while on a flight to St. Louis. Laub's recitation was clear and resonant, and I was impressed by the cyclical rough bowing in the beginning of the piece. Anderson's tympani, xylophone, and snare added a nice texture to the work, as well. The token "modern" piece of music on tonight's program -- the fellow behind me commented, "But he always goes back to the 19th century, doesn't he?" -- this is the kind of stuff that's going to keep me coming back.

    Because the second piece, Chopin's cello sonata, was relatively boring. Perhaps it was the performance -- everyone other than Ruggero Allifranchini seemed a little low energy last night -- or perhaps Chopin's just not my bag, but this almost chased me away at intermission. I find it slightly odd that Thomas would showcase himself so -- the sonata consists solely of cello and piano -- when he's so front and center anyway. I don't come for the cello and cello alone. More small-group settings! More strings on strings! That said, there was some impressively quiet bowing at the end of the Largo, and the dual tones in the Finale were also worth catching. But on the whole? Not that great.

    So, as I said, I almost left at intermission. I was getting antsy. I had stuff to do at home. And even though I had most of the row to myself this time -- last time it was pretty close -- I felt a little claustrophobic and needing to move. But I stuck it out. And Robert Schumann's Piano Quartet in E-flat made me glad I did. Hodginson continued to impress on the piano -- he's a solid player -- and Marcus Thompson joined Thomas on viola. The real bright spot here, however, was guest musician Ruggero Allifranchini. While most everyone else in the society is largely dead in their chairs, playing with little drama or motion -- and Thompson almost puddling in his chair -- Allifranchini brought an energy and a presence to the stage that the society needs more of. Sitting on the edge of his seat, as he would bow upward-moving passages, he'd tense his legs, rising in the chair with the music. No one else in the society seems to feel the music so, and the music is stronger for being felt.

    Clearly, though, he's not all flash and dash. His playing ably led Thomas and Thompson -- in this setting, it was clear that Allifranchini was in control -- and I particularly appreciated the Allegro, Scherzo, and Finale. I know nothing about Schumann outside of what Steven Ledbetter penned for the program, but I'd like to hear more -- and this piece saved the society's Chopin bacon.

    Soundtrack: Good Charlotte, "The Young and the Hopeless"

    Friday, January 10, 2003

    Up in Smoke II
    Yeah yeah yeah, I was going to quit smoking in June. Then I was going to quit smoking during Christmas week. I did, but when I got back to Boston, I started again. Then I was going to quit smoking for New Year's. Clearly, while I have little trouble stopping smoking -- Christmas week was painless -- I also have little trouble starting smoking again.

    Now I'm going to Indiana for my grandmother's 92nd birthday this weekend. I haven't had a cigarette in more than 12 hours. I won't smoke while I'm visiting with the fam, and I don't plan on smoking when I get back to Boss town. A friend recently called me wishy washy. I've got to have the willpower to stop. And stay stopped.

    Related resources:
  • QuitNet: Includes a calculator for keeping track of how many cigarettes you haven't smoked, how much money you've saved, and how much longer you'll live
  • The Truth: Local zinemaker Rich Mackin works on this campaign -- chock full of research
  • Truth in Advertising: A collection of vintage cigarette advertisements from the age of innocence
  • CigaretteLitter: The facts about cigarette butts and litter
  • Big Brother Is Watching IX
    Neil Hrab spent World Sousveillance Day with Steve Mann. His piece in Reason offers some interesting insight on Mann's concept of "Web ramps" -- streaming video shopping for items for the housebound -- and Ronald Deibert's work in applied activism.

    Thanks to Utne Web Watch.

    Thursday, January 09, 2003

    From the In Box: Technofetishism XXV
    X-Tunes is cooler. Well, I haven't run yours, but X-Tunes takes up less screen real-estate. None, until you hit the hot-keys. -- Joe Germuska

    Joe's right. X-Tunes is pretty cool. Step off, iTunes Tool!
    Conferences and Community
    It's official: I'm going to SXSW Interactive in early March. It's been awhile since I've gone to a conference like this, and I decided to get in while the $195 rate was still good. It'll be a good followup to my birthday at the end of February, and it's been ages since I've spent time in Austin. Ah, Austin.
    Event-O-Dex XXX
    Friday, Jan. 10: I'll be on my way to Indiana for my grandmother's birthday while the Agenda rock the Middle East Upstairs in Cambridge. Art-damaged leftist manifesto-making garage rockers riffing off the Make-Up, maybe. Nice! If I weren't in the Midwest, I'd so be at this show. Crash! Crash!

    Wednesday, Jan. 15: Lots going on at the Lizard Lounge in Cambridge -- MC Traffic Cop of Sinus Brady, Larry Meyerhoff on hammered dulcimer, Ted Drozdowski doing blues slide guitar and drums, Peter Moore solo with keys, the Binary System, Mascara, and Sandro G's Portuguese and English hip hop.
    The Movie I Watched Last Night XLIX
    Shrek
    Did people really like this movie enough to warrant scheduling a sequel for 2004? Ugh! Not only did I think that the animation was absolutely awful, the whole celebrity voiceover thing didn't work for me. Thankfully, Mike Myers' Scottish goblin wasn't always identifiably him, but Eddie Murphy's singing donkey irritated me to no end. A sort of Beauty and the Beast redux, the movie did have a funny allusion to lycanthropy, and there were a couple of nice moments -- the dragon/donkey romance and Princess Fiona's Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon martial arts moves. In addition to the celebrity voiceovers, I was also thrown by the pop-song soundtrack. Might have worked better with a straight-forward score instead of Smash Mouth, you know? I mean, Smash Mouth? Ugh.
    Technofetishism XXVI
    I recently realized, during a marathon CD ripping stint over the holidays, that I have almost 30 GB of MP3's on my laptop -- and a 40 GB hard drive. That's more than 8,000 songs. I've not experienced any challenges relating to that yet, but I thought it'd be a good idea to get an external hard drive. So I'm now the proud owner of a 40GB Iomega external hard drive. My first external hard drive ever.

    Soundtrack: Gordon Gano, "Hitting the Ground"

    Wednesday, January 08, 2003

    Blogging About Blogging XLIII
    C Monks pokes fun at people who blog about changes they've made to the design of their blog. I promise not to do something like that ever again.
    Music to My Eyes VII
    Reasons to love England: No. 23. The Cheeky Girls. "Come and smile. Don’t be shy. Touch my bum. This is life."

    Thanks to Lunch Is Fun.
    Technofetishism XXV
    I'm using several new applications that I'm quite fond of. And I think Mac-using Media Dieticians might be, too.

    Time Palette is a world time and mapping tool that offers several neat features. I now have a time bar across the top of my desktop highlighting local times in several cities around the world. There's a meeting scheduler that translates time-zone differences. And there's a local weather report window in which you can track meteorological phenomena in multiple locations. It's been clear in Minocqua, Wisconsin, for the last few days!

    CookWare Deluxe is a recipe management tool that helps you search recipes by ingredient, compile grocery lists, and compose cookbook pages for printout. I've not really used it while cooking yet, but I have added a recipe for Nanaimo bars, a British Columbian treat.

    iTunes Tool, despite one of the more ungainly icons I've encountered recently, is a handy iTunes add-on. Instead of keeping iTunes up and visible in its own window while you're listening to MP3's, iTunes Tool allows you to keep the window diminished but still retain control over your the iTunes player. With an extremely small screen imprint, the tool features play, pause, and skip controls, giving you iTunes control without taking up as much real estate.

    Lastly, My DVD Library is a light application that will keep track of your, well, DVD collection. Developed to make it easier to keep track of what DVD's you've lent to friends, the program also features the ability to export your collection as an HTML file so you can post it on the Web. I spent some time last week or so adding my 70-plus DVDs to the app, and they didn't seem to stick. I'll let you know if I have further problems with the tool, but on its face, it seems pretty cool.
    Event-O-Dex XXIX
    Tonight, starting at 9 p.m., Emily of the Operators will host WMFO-FM's On the Town with Mikey Dee. The program will feature musical guests the Secret Channel and interview guest Jef Czekaj of the Anchormen. Turn on, tune in, and turn it up! You may even get to hear some of the early Anchormen mixes.
    From the In Box: The Movie I Watched Last Night XLVIII
    Will they remake the Hobbit? Peter Jackson, Ian Holm, and New Line talked about this, but I don't think that Jackson will be doing it. He's been making nothing but noises for a year about wanting to do something smaller and more intimate next, a la Heavenly Creatures (his Kate Winslet film about murderous sisters). Although, given that Fellowship made over $1,000,000,000 so far, and Towers will probably match (or exceed) that, I'm sure the Tolkien estate will get someone to make it. -- Joe Sizzle
    Mention Me! XXVIII
    A shout out to Aaron Bailey, who mentioned Media Diet in his blog 6:01 a.m. way back in November.

    Also, hello to the folks at the Unknown News Network, who include Media Diet in their Link Library.
    The Restaurant I Ate at Last Night XVII
    Sunday: India Pavilion
    Located on Central Square in Cambridge, this is self-described as the first Indian restaurant in Cambridge. Founded in 1979 by Mohan Singh Siani, who also runs Gandhi, Akbar India, the Taj Mahal, and India Food & Spices in the Boston area, India Pavilion is a comfortable, friendly restaurant. Sarah and I ordered the lamb vindaloo curry and the lamb pasanda, sharing a garlic naan and each ordering mango lassis. Not only did we make the mistake of asking for the food to be spicy -- the dishes were extremely hot, two lassis hot -- we ate way too much. We're not sure if it was all the yogurt in the lassis, but we were filled to bursting and had to ride out dinner on the big blue couch, glued to the television. India Pavilion isn't too expensive, and the food is good. But I'm surprised there were no Indian restaurants in Cambridge until 1979.

    Tuesday: The Phoenix Landing
    Even though I've lived in the Boston area since 1996 -- and on Central Square for more than a year -- I've never once gone to the Phoenix Landing, for dinner, for drinks, or for the DJ's. Last night, however, I met Andrea there for dinner. Surprised that the space is so large and open -- I was picturing a narrow bar-like space -- I was slightly confused by the Landing's equal trappings of bar and restaurant. Largely a bar, you can smoke in most of the space. But the menu -- and the ample table seating -- sings restaurant. Andrea got the apple-stuffed chicken, which appeared tasty, and I ordered the shepherd's pie. I've never had shepherd's pie before, and it's not really a pie, now, is it? Ground beef mixed with vegetables topped with mashed potatoes, and another order of mashed potatoes on the side really filled me up, so I didn't take too many tastes of Andrea's carrot cake. I also tried Boddington's ale for the first time. A little sweet for my taste -- I don't like hella sweet beers -- Boddington's blends smoothness with just a little bite. Not sure if I'll return too soon, but the restaurant seems to attract regulars from the neighborhood -- including a woman who works at one of the Central Square liquor stores. Oh, if you go and no one makes a move to seat you? Just seat yourself. They'll get around to serving you.
    The Movie I Watched Last Night XLVIII
    Do you really care what I think of the movies I watch? I've held off on publishing this entry because I can't really think of anything important or interesting to say. This might be the last entry of this sort. We'll see.

    Dec. 22, 2002: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    Surely you've seen this already. Maybe 17 times. Me? I've only seen it once, and not surprisingly, I quite liked it. I don't think it's as mature a movie as the first installment -- this one seems much more straight-to-video game -- but the Tolkien mythos continues to expand and delight. I'll have to rewatch the first one again -- and this one again, too, natch -- before I can really know how I feel. My question to you is: Will they remake the Hobbit?

    Dec. 23, 2002: The Year Without Santa Claus
    Lovely, lovely Rankin-Bass. The irritating Shirley Booth stars as narrator Mrs. Claus, who retells the tale of the year Santa Claus -- as voiced by Mickey Rooney -- decided to hang his hat and take a breather. While the characterization of Mother Nature falls flat and largely fails, her two sons -- Heat Miser and Snow Miser -- perform quite brilliantly. Watch this just for the paired Dick Shawn and George Irving musical numbers.

    Dec. 26, 2002: Pleasantville
    Usually, I'm pretty loath to watch movies more than once when there's, oh, so many movies I haven't seen yet, but watching this with my folks before heading back to Boston after Christmas week was a wonderful way to wrap up the visit. The concept -- getting sucked into a TV show -- is wonderful, and several cast members stand out. The ever-excellent William Macy is underused, but Tobey Maguire and Reese Witherspoon take to their new personas quite well. Interesting political undertones as the film's plot begins to parallel the civil rights movement.

    Jan. 7, 2003: Airplane II: The Sequel
    It's been a long time since I've seen Airplane, but I didn't really warm up to this followup until about halfway through the movie. Lloyd Bridges is amazing. Chuck Connors briefly shines as the Sarge. William Shatner provides a fun self-parody. And Rip Torn hides in the woodwork. People seem to think that this was better than its precursor, but I don't see how that's possible. Netflix, here I come.
    Anchormen, Aweigh! XII
    The rough mixes of all of the songs slated for inclusion on the forthcoming Anchormen CD EP, "A Nation of Interns," are now available for your listening pleasure online. We're probably holding a listening party tomorrow night to pick the final mixes, so if you have any feedback or commentary, weigh in now. This record's taken a year to get this far -- exciting to be entering the home stretch!
    It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World XIX
    Maisonneuve offers an intriguing look at Big Fat Inc. and the emerging practice of lifestyle marketing in meatspace. That cute girl mixing the herbal drink with her vodka next to you in the bar just might be a paid plant.

    Thanks to Utne Web Watch.
    Among the Literati XXI
    Kate Bolick uses the turn-of-the-century writings of Neith Boyce as a launchpad to consider the state of the single woman in New York City. As the only female reporter for the Commercial-Advertiser, the city's oldest daily, Boyce paints an independent picture of the life of the bachelor girl -- setting a possible agenda for the "singletons" of today.
    Covering Comic Books
    Joe Bates' online collection of weird old comic book covers is priceless.

    Thanks to Die Puny Humans.
    Corollary: Compact Discs and Collusion
    Wired News reports on pending increases of the levy added to blank tape, CD-R, and other recordable media prices in Canada. The levy has been on the books since 1998, drawing consistent criticism.

    Remember the stateside PMRC-led blank tape tax movement about a decade ago? Wow. Does anyone know where the US stands in terms of recordable media taxes these days? Ah, there's a 2% tax on CD-R's to help "combat" home recording. Most of that money goes to the labels, of course.
    Mobile Magazines
    In Metafilter today, Iconomy points to some little-known history of the Horn Book magazine, which concentrates on children's books and literature. In the '20s, before the first issue of the Horn Book was even published, Bertha Mahony and Frances Darling, employees of the Bookshop for Boys and Girls in Boston, embarked on a 50-city book caravan tour of New England to promote reading and writing. Literati lore is that the magazine got its name because Mahony and Darling would sound the truck's horn as they began business in a new community. Talk about taking the show on the road!
    Compact Discs and Collusion
    If you haven't jumped in on the proposed settlement of lawsuits brought by the attorneys general of 43 states, commonwealths, and territories, and by counsel for the plaintiff settlement class entitled In re: Compact Disc Minimum Advertised Price Antitrust Litigation, the clock is ticking.

    From the Music CD Settlement Web page: "The lawsuits, which are currently pending in the United States District Court for the district of Maine, relate to the retail pricing of prerecorded music compact discs, cassettes or vinyl albums. Plaintiffs allege that the defendants conspired to illegally raise the prices of prerecorded music products by implementing minimum advertised price policies in violation of state and federal laws. All defendants deny all claims of wrongdoing asserted by the plaintiffs.

    "The distributor defendants are: Capitol Records, Inc. d/b/a EMI Music Distribution, Virgin Records America, Inc., and Priority Records LLC; Time Warner, Inc., Warner-Elektra-Atlantic Corp., WEA, Inc., Warner Music Group, Inc., Warner Bros. Records, Inc., Atlantic Recording Corporation, Elektra Entertainment Group, Inc., and Rhino Entertainment Company; Universal Music & Video Distribution Corporation, Universal Music Group, Inc., and UMG Recordings, Inc.; Bertelsmann Music Group, Inc. and BMG Music; and Sony Music Entertainment Inc. The Retailer Defendants are: MTS, Inc. d/b/a Tower Records, Musicland Stores Corp., and Trans World Entertainment Corp."

    Basically, if you bought a CD, tape, or record between Jan. 1, 1995, and Dec. 22, 2000, you're a potential member of the settlement group. If the proposed settlement goes through, people involved could receive up to $20 from the defendants. If the settlement group is so large that each participant would receive less than $5, the money allotted will be donated to various charities and nonprofits. You must file your claim by March 3, and there will be a hearing May 22 to determine whether the settlement is fair.

    Price fixing is a serious offense. CD's cost too much as things are, especially with so little of the retail price making its way back to musicians. It takes about a minute to fill out the online claim form, and if you're an active music buyer -- and are upset by the possibility of this criminal commercial collusion -- join the settlement group. $20 isn't much, but it's a start.

    Tuesday, January 07, 2003

    Event-O-Dex XXVIII

    Friday, Jan. 10: Halley Suitt celebrates one full year of blogging with David Weinberger and other special guests at high noon, Yenching Chinese Restaurant on Harvard Square in Cambridge.

    Saturday, Feb. 8: Ken Field's 50th birthday fete with the Board of Education and other music at the VFW Hall on Green Street in Central Square, Cambridge. 8 p.m.
    Rock Shows of Note LI
    I'm a bit bleary eyed today, given the late night that Kurt and I kept checking out the launch party for Punk Rock Aerobics' 2003 classes at TT the Bear's Place. After the aerobics class ended, Hilken and Maura hosted an all-star selection of local musicians performing classic punk-rock songs acoustically.

    Highlights included Jim Buni's rendition of the Replacements' "Swingin' Party," Tony Goddess performing Television's "See No Evil" with Ray Needs, and the Operators' version of the Buzzcocks' "Ever Fallen in Love." Among the last to leave TT's, we then headed to the Kendall Cafe to continue our conversation. I caught a cab home way too late for a Monday night. Sheesh, I need sleep.

    Monday, January 06, 2003

    From the In Box: From the Reading Pile XV
    For your information, "Props" has a linoleum block-printed cover, not a screenprint. This accounts for the higher cost. You say this is "not worth the money." Although you are entitled to your opinions, please make sure you have all of your facts straight beforehand. You are more than welcome to contact me before printing your reviews of my work and I would be happy to answer any of your questions. -- Bruce Orr
    Off the Shelf IV
    Steve Portigal has updated his Foreign Grocery Museum. He's been busy since October 2001! The tooth-shaped toothpaste dispenser from Japan might be my favorite.
    From the In Box: From the Reading Pile XV
    Thanks for the spiffy review! I'm glad to see that you liked it. People respond well to Cochlea & Eustachia. I'm in the middle of another strip featuring them soon. I'm slowly building up to a larger narrative piece, but it takes time for me to figure out what I'm going to do. Most of my comics are improvised exploratory type things with minimal pre-planning. The results are mixed. Patience will prevail. Thanks! -- Hans Rickheit
    Comics and Conflict
    I've been a loyal patron of local comic book shops for about as long as I've been able to read. In Wisconsin, it was Capital City Comics in Madison. While I was in college, it was the crummy comic shop (RIP) in downtown Evanston. And since moving to Boston, it's been the Million Year Picnic. Because I'm friends with the owner and most of the staff of the Picnic, I get a pretty decent discount there, but lately, I've been thinking. What if I ordered my comics online every month?

    The reasons to do so are as follows: A discount (which the Picnic beats, hands down), totally accurate pulling service based on my orders (which the Picnic is pretty good at, but not perfect), full access to Diamond's ordering database (which the Picnic has), and the ability to pre-order books once... and not again if I don't like it (something the Picnic doesn't offer).

    To be totally honest, it's the last point that pushed me over the edge to sign up with and place an order for April's scheduled releases with Westfield Comics. My one beef with the Picnic is that their pull service only works with books you want every time an issue comes out. While the staff is great about occasionally putting something in my folder that I haven't asked for but might like, the pull service doesn't work that well for trade paperbacks, one-offs, and books I just want to try. As much as I disliked shopping there, the shop in Evanston handled this slightly better, with a monthly pull checklist in lieu of a standing subscription form.

    So I'm giving Westfield a go. I feel a little guilty because I really like the Picnic, its owner, and its staff. But we'll see whether I like Westfield's service. (And even if I stick with Westfield, I'll still frequent the Picnic for conversation, minis, and signings.) Westfield offers a standing discount of 10-40% on most items, as well as an additional discount based on how much you order. I netted another 10% off because of my order's size. (Let's just say, I was unpleasantly surprised by how much money I seem to spend on comic books; I've never budgeted for this not-so-little media addiction.) They also ship once or twice a month, which means fewer trips to Harvard Square.

    Huh. Should I feel guilty? Am I contributing to the death of the local comic shop? Or is online ordering good for comics creators, publishers, and readers? You tell me.
    Music to My Ears XXIII
    Before the Mr. T Experience show Saturday at Slim's in San Francisco, blogger Dr. Frank was profiled in the San Francisco Examiner, a newspaper for which I used to work. In the jealous department: The Hi-Fives reunited for the show. And this with Chris Imlay working as a designer for Mac Addict, too! Lucky, lucky San Franciscans.
    These Links Were Made for Breaking? IX
    Sometimes, being Slashdotted can bring down a smaller site's server. Flattering, but a hassle, for sure. In a friendly and helpful Kuro5hin piece, Zonker proposes some guidelines that the big, traffic-driving sites could follow to make sure they don't hurt the little guy.
    From the In Box: Books Worth a Look X
    I greatly enjoy your book reviews as well. "Days to Read" is a great stat, but maybe including number of pages wouldn't hurt as well? -- Michael Genrich

    Your wish is my command. The January 2003 Books Worth a Look entry will include page counts. As Sarah has told me in the past, I read pretty quickly.
    From the Reading Pile XV

    Bucket Loader #5
    Bruce Orr's packing up and heading to the west coast, and it seems that his last couple of comics are housecleaning catch-alls before he relocates. This 72-page comic collects pieces Orr did for his old minicomic anthology by the same name, as well as stories submitted to other anthology projects. I haven't seen most of these pieces before, but if you've read the previous issues of Bucket Loader, this collection might be ground already covered. Standouts include "Vandal," a futuristic look at the politics of graffiti; "Obsolete," a wonderful commentary on the illustration portfolio submission -- and flier-making -- process; and a couple of additions to Orr's "Linka" series, including a cute critique of environmentalism and pet ownership. Complete with his characteristic inking and innovative lettering, this is less abstract than the recently published Props, but as a collection, it's much less centered. It'll be interesting to see what Orr produces after his move. $5 to Bruce Orr, 232 NE Monroe Street, Portland, OR 97212.

    Chrome Fetus Comics #5
    Hot off the heels of Hans Rockheit's Xeric reprint Chloe, this 36-page collection of shorter pieces continues to expand on Rickheit's darkly surreal world of biological experiments and organic machinery. "Meander" is a dream-like linear narrative that involves inflatables, trains, and sex education. "Please Don't Do This" is a surprisingly shocking cartoon. "Cochlea and Eustachia" introduces two characters I hope Rickheit returns to. Two masked nymphets explore their environment while eluding a pursure. And "Folly" continues the cartooniness of "Please Don't Do This" in an almost Dean Haspiel manner. Another delightful surprise of an ending. Rickheit's artwork continues to improve, and even though I prefer his longer pieces, the shorter bits of punctuation -- like the bearhead sequences -- all add up to create the disturbing world that Rickheit's visions thrive in. $2.95 to Hans Rickheit, 81 Moreland St., Somerville, MA 02145.

    Props
    Produced in June 2002, this 20-page silk-screened short piece by Bruce Orr is a quick look at love and the threat of loss. A man walks into a bar and falls in love with the bartender. His overtures are almost thwarted by a police officer who soon finds a love of his own. The artwork, though still heavily inked, is more abstract that Orr's previous work, but it's good to see him experimenting with some new character designs and panel layouts. Interesting, but not really worth the money. $4 to Bruce Orr, 232 NE Monroe Street, Portland, OR 97212.

    Studygroup 12 #1-2
    Zack Soto's minicomics anthology is a wonderful addition to the ranks of self-publishing. These 68- and 84-page collections from 2001 and 2002 comprise unpublished material as well as pieces previously published as standalone minis. While each works well as an anthology, several creators stand out as noteworthy: Erik Van Buuren's "Progresshun;" the monthly Montreal Comix Jam reprints featuring Salgood Sam, Rupert Bottenberg, and Bernie Mireault; Souther Salazar's contributions to #2; David Lasky's "#28 Bus;" Ben Claassen's "Kit Kat;" Marc Bell's sketchbook reprints; and Soto's "Cloud Kids." The second edition reflects a more mature selection of comics outside of Victor Cayro's offensive and insensitive "The Beard and Baby Brother" story, and it'll be neat to see what Soto does next year. He's already come a long way. $5 or $10 to Zack Soto, 4212 Oxford Ave. #3, Baton Rouge, LA 70808.

    Yut #1
    This 52-page hodgepodge barrage of a comic-cum-zine combines the comic art of Daniel Morgan Landolt-Hoene with poems by several friends and what appear to be comics and zines that might have been printed previously as standalones. Of the comics, the one-page Jupiter strips are existential throwaways, while "Pro-Nun-See-A-Shun" and "Daydream No. 1" are interesting bits of autobiography. Adam Gray's poems are the best of the bunch, and Fletcher Johnson's conceptual short story begs notice. But all in all, Zut is an uneven effort. The 10-page "Book of Friends" by Zimminy Picket would've worked better as a one-off pamphlet, and the photocopier collages have the feel of an unfinished zine project. $2 to Daniel Morgan Landolt-Hoene, P.O. Box 43, Bristol, VT 05443.

    Soundtrack: Dirt Bike Annie, "Hit the Rock!"
    Music to My Ears XXII
    A baker's dozen of new record reviews!

    And I Can't Wait "Hardcore Justice" EP
    While I admire the band's intensity and idealism, presenting lyrics such as "He will learn about community" so they're indiscernable does no one any good. The lyric sheet represents an array of worthwhile manifestos addressing sexism in the scene, drug abuse, hardcore honesty, and responsibility, but the presentation clouds the content of the creative catharsis. Everything here should be said, but if your delivery mechanism is music -- recorded or live -- it'd be good if the ideas for solutions were identifiable. As it is, the record fails to get its points across. The spoken-word portions are more accessible and applicable, but the angry, acidic screamo sectopns are singing -- screaming -- to a choir. How big is your choir? Wouldn't you like it to be a little bigger? If you don't want people to join your choir -- or even hear your message -- keep it up. But as it is, hardcore records like this are vanity projects. Valid, but vain. Agitprop Records, P.O. Box 748, Hanover, MA 02339.

    Baxter CD
    This two-CD release is a discography of a Chicago band that was active in the mid- to late-'90s. Members later participated in bands such as the Lawrence Arms, Rise Against, and the Killing Tree. Shades of the Explosion by way of Fugazi, Baxter's sound is melodic yet intense, even if the shouted vocals and chunky guitars sound a little lackluster in the recording. "Burden" is the first song that really impresses me with some nice Dag Nasty moments. Baxter maintains this sound for the bulk of the record, never really breaking out or down. This is frustrating because the band had such promise -- a retrospective discography should be more impressive. "Sidelines" breaks the midtempo monotony and shows what the band is capable of, as does "Attempt." The second CD opens on a more promising note, sharing several unreleased tracks that were recorded in 1997, a year later than the first CD, which was previously released as "Troy's Bucket." The guitars are brighter, and the vocals are more intense. The bass on "Out of Reach," which was released on the "Lost Voices" 7-inch, is recorded a little heavy, but the songs on that record continue the new level of energy and intensity. Interestingly enough, so do the six songs from Baxter's 1995 "Red Tape" demo. Just goes to show that sometimes, raw is good. "Surge" is a silly bit of testosterone posturing, but "I Am a Cop" caps the demo with a wonderful Minor Threat-inspired burst. The final two tracks, recorded in 1998, again feature too-heavy bass and seem to be largely disposable, with out-of-tune singing and some sloppiness. The second CD is the standout here, but Baxter never really takes -- or loses -- control. The edge is missed. Will Not Clear Man, P.O. Box 911, Elgin, IL 60121.

    Carpenter Ant "Never Stop Skating"
    Skate rock, dude! With songs about dedication, dedication, dedication, this metal-edged hardcore expands on self-expression, honesty, intent, and transition. But despite its skateboarding allusions -- and illusions -- you can't really skate to this. Would Pushead be proud?
    Carpenter Ant, c/o Union City Records.

    Common Rider "Am I On My Own"
    Featuring Operation Ivy's Jesse Michaels and Green Day's Billie Joe, this East Bay punk-rock superstar set features four songs of absolutely excellent pop punk with tinges of Michaels' reggae tastes. The title track is a quick hit of surreptitious sing-along, while "Insurgents" is a slightly more pretentious piece of futuristic fatality, shades of some of Naked Raygun's lyricism. Turning to the B side, Michaels' reggae and ska tastes become more clear. Suddenly, OPIV sans Rancid, makes more sense. I want to thank Billie Joe, in light of his major-label success with Green Day, for his work with Adeline Records, but I also want to thank him for his continued involvement with Bay Area punk icons such as Michaels. Songs like "Thief in a Sleeping Town" could've easily happened in 1989 as well as 1999, or now. Thanks, Billie Joe, for helping Chris bring this to life. Lookout! Records, 3264 Adeline St., Berkeley, CA 94703.

    Def Choice 7-inch
    Another depressing hardcore record, this time from the Midwest. It is uplifting and inspirational because of its messahes about progress, the evils of advertising, work culture, nationalism, capitalism, the legal system, and pop culture. But it's sad because of the reach Def Choice has. "Handguns & TV Dinners" is a pleasing piece of blistering burst, and the Denis Leary sample opening "We've Got Our Money on You" is comic. Yet the thought behind -- and inside -- songs such as the anti-organized education ditty "The Institution of the Damned" and the anti-consumption screed "Baseball Cards to Colored Wax" is lost in its presentation. Within a subculture, it's always good to reinforce ideas of disagreement and discussion, but how productive is this? One sample says, "Don't let hardcore turn into rock 'n' roll." What if it did? What if more people could receive your revelations? Kudos for the booklet insert, at least. Def Choice, 1130 N. Pine Pl., New Lenox, IL 60451.

    High-Steppin' Nickel Kids "Is It Wrong to Imagine the Impossible?" 7-inch
    This Boston hardcore foursome should still be around. There's no reason why Massachusetts doesn't need -- and deserve -- a smartly political punk band a la Propagandhi, and I'm afraid that the HSNK were it. Even the song titles on this "special prerelease tour edition" 7-inch are in the style of Propagandhi and Dillinger 4: "Scratch & Win (Void Where Prohibited)," "We Wanted Adventure, We Got Adventureland," "The Good, the Bad, the Midwest," and "Now We Are 27." The music is moshy but tuneful, the vocals are raw but melodic, and the lyrics are thought provoking. RIP, HSNK. You will be missed. At least Andrew's still doing ziines. High-Steppin' Nickel Kids, 22 Mansfield St., Allston, MA 02134.

    Lady & the Mant "Inexcusable" CD
    Kathy Biehl has long been one of my favorite zine people. Attorney, editrix of the Cardhouse-meets-Lost Armadillos in Heat zine Ladies Fetish & Taboo Society Compendium of Urban Anthropology, creative visualization artist, and improv comedy troupe member, Biehl does a lot of different stuff. This 1999 CD, released when Biehl still lived in Houston, collects 10 pop and rock cover songs performed with two guitars, one keyboard, and "no sense." To a large extent, the songs, including "Ruby Tuesday," "Stand by Your Man," and the theme from MASH, remind me of the Gomers and the related house band for the Madison, Wisconsin, ComedySportz troupe. There are also a couple of novelty songs credited to R. Romanovsky, "Wimp" and "Guilt Trip," self-described by Biehl as the "best roman revenge song ever," which more accurately reflect where the Lady & the Mant -- Biehl and collaborator Rick Mantler -- are coming from. Next stop, as "Sunshine of Your Love" reaffirms: Dr. Demento's dinner theater. Fortuna Works, P.O. Box 184, Oak Ridge, NJ 07438.

    Meridians Divided "Blind" CD
    Opening with a cyclical instrumental piece highlighting Lauren Hurd's violin work and some tender guitar work by Rob Arnold, this CD eases in with a bit of Rachel's-like classical post-rock. Not a surprise, given the Chicago area's embrace of that sound, but Meridians Divided adds a nice dose of emo-infused intensity. Sleepy post-rock for the shoe-gazing set, this band would be quite at home with now-defunct Boston bands such as 71 Sunbeam and the Also-Rans. With the first vocal line of "Persistence," "Selflessly selfish for you," Meridians makes its case and then proceeds to build on it, touching on themes of love, fear, the passing of time, and loneliness. Ben Belich and Arnold's vocals are pleasant, and the band breaks up the hesitant tone of many of the songs with sone nice surprises. The title track introduces some impressive Kevin Seconds-like elements, again using Hurd's violin to good effect. At times I find the effects on the vocals and bass distracting, especially in "The Soil of Time," but songs like "Light Bleu" make it all worthwhile. A wonderful love song, "Light Bleu" incorporates an intriguing presentation of the verses that overlaps and weaves in and out of the music behind it. Nice. Will Not Clear Man, P.O. Box 911, Elgin, IL 60121.

    The Profits "Propaganda Machine" 7-inch
    With a female-led hardcore attack, this Boston band opens with a scathing commentary on the duplicitous objectivity of the media. The second song is an under-researched diatribe against biological threats, which, while sharply pointed, comes across as overly cartoony and therefore disposable. Closing off the first side, the band brings back a quick bit of female-expedited explosion ranting about jingoistic consumerism. The opener of the B side, "Fight War," is particularly appropriate give the current political situation despite the son's avoidance of offering solutions in lieu of visceral criticism. "Spoiled" is a more solid commentary, positioned well for Nov. 29's Buy Nothing Day -- critiquing consumption-driven economic development. The name dropping of local shopping centers is a welcome bit of Bostonia, and despite this record's overall shallowness and lack of solutions-oriented thinking, it's great to hear an angry, politically minded punk band in the area. The Profits, c/o Rodent Popsicle, P.O. Box 1143, Allston, MA 02134.

    Ready to Fight 7-inch
    There are eight songs on this record, one an SS Decontrol cover, a standard Boston HC shoutout, and for the most part, they're your basic aggressive screamo punk-rock numbers. The songs seem to be about pride, moshing, false neutrality, scene politics, wage slavery, and media commentary. A lyric sheet would help this, but not much, as it's overly guttural and gloss-over enough that they might not be saying much more than is readily apparent. That said, "Work Sucks" stands out as the most organized critique, adequately countering the band's misinformed criticism of email. Ready to Fight, c/o Cadmium Sick, P.O. Box 35934, Brighton, MA 02135.

    Somehow Hollow "Busted Wings and Rusted Halos" CD
    Comprising several former members of Grade, this Canadian four-piece recorded these 11 songs in about a month. For the most part, Somehow Hollow falls on the poppier side of Victory, opting for lighter weight singalong torch songs (line from "Halfway Gone": "I think it's you/oh, it's so you") despite the news release's hardcore rhetoric about solidarity and unity. Don't get me wrong -- the songs are fine; I enjoy the record -- but I'm perplexed by the clash between the tattooed old-school hardcore posturing and boy-band pop production that's running rampant through the scene these days. As tough guy as so many Victory (and Revelation, for that matter) bands want to seem, songs like "Halfway Gone," "Walking Clothed Foot," and "A Lesson in Longing" -- actually, most of the record -- are basically emo songs about unrequited or lost love, presented with a bit more pep and less noodling. Punk points for the Canuck reference "Kamloops" and the odd Lord of the Rings-listing "Witch of Glen Cedar Gate." Major debits for the jangly college-rock opening to "Never Let You Go." Damn you, Dawson's Creek! As strong as Somehow Hollow's power pop or melodic hardcore (or whatever this is) might be, the music comes across as, well, somehow hollow. Victory Records, 346 N. Justine St. #504, Chicago, IL 60607.

    Striking Distance "The Fuse Is Lit" 7-inch
    This is stereotypical Boston hardcore with moshy parts punctuating the more straight-ahead moments. The music begs little description outside of saying it's pleasantly non-metal, but the lyrics deserve some mention. We've got your generic hardcore hypotheses about rhetoric, the Establishment, conformity, rebellion, and innovation. Records like this actually make me sad. As inspired by and agreeable with their message as I am, I'm depressed by their half-assed analysis and choice of aggression rather than application. OK, I say. So what? What are you going to do? "Find a Way" suggests that we can discover answers within ourselves, and "The Fuse Is Lit" posits that self-satisfaction is self-defeating, but otherwise, what, really, is within striking distance here? Bridge Nine Records, P.O. Box 990052, Boston, MA 02199.

    Will Not Clear Man Sampler CD
    This four-song compilation is a sampler of the bands currently working with this Elgin, Illinois-based label. Seedy Sea Controversy's "Everyone's Crazy" opens with an energetic melodic number that's somewhat reminiscent of the Lillingtons, although not lyrically. The spooky spy-theme breakdown adds a nice punctuation. Burn Elgin, which could be Will Not Clear Man head Jeremy Hansen's band, contributes "Down," which is structurally similar to the opening track. The song is solid, but the vocals seem a bit thin. Nevertheless, the piece doesn't lose steam and the variations on the chorus at the end -- complete with Freewill-like backing vocals -- are awesome. The last two songs get a little emo and post-rocky, with Over and Over's relatively boring yet anguished screamer "About Face" and Meridians Divided's "Light Bleu" -- a standout from their full length. Over and Over can be dismissed, but I look forward to more Seedy Sea Controversy and Burn Elgin. An impressive small label. Will Not Clear Man, P.O. Box 911, Elgin, IL 60121.
    Books Worth a Look X
    These are the books I read in December 2002. I read about 180 books last year.

    Ancient Joe: El Bizarron by C. Scott Morse (Dark Horse, 2002)
    According to Morse's "Sources" essay included in this volume, this wide-ranging embrace of various myths, legends, and histories around the world centers on… love. Ancient Joe is a totemic every-hero who's been alive seemingly forever. This book, written and drawn between 1998 and 2002, collects several tales from the Ancient Joe mythos. Morse details Ancient Joe's acquisition of El Diablo's gold, a long-lost love, and his return to hell to find that love. It's an odd pairing -- Morse's quality artwork and an attempt at a Joseph Campbell-like cultural combination, as well as a sometimes shallow take on shared stories. I'm not convinced that the cartoony, carven Ancient Joe is the best protagonist for Morse's experimental exploration, but the stories as such are solid.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    Beg the Question by Bob Fingerman (Fantagraphics, 2002)
    Previously released as Fingerman's comic book Minimum Wage, this reworked, excellently crafted book is perhaps the best introduction to his work. At more than 225 pages, Beg the Question reads well as a novel, tracking the main character's illustration work, friendships, new relationship, move out of his old apartment, and impending marriage. While Fingerman's artwork can take awhile to get used to, the writing is amazing. This book had me firmly planted on the big blue couch from beginning to end. There are some wonderfully comic moments -- including a friend's "spouting brownage" on his sheets and a surprise realistic cameo by Fingerman, Dean Haspiel, and Ivan Brunetti. Despite some off-register pages, this is a beautiful and believable book.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    Be Here Now by Ram Dass (Lama Foundation, 1971)
    Originally issued as a self-published pamphlet, this volume is really three books in one. The first section details Richard Alpert's self-discovery and transformation into Ram Dass, touching on his work with Timothy Leary and Bhagwan Dass, as well as his experimentation with psychoactive drugs and ashtanga yoga. The second section makes up the bulk of the book, a seemingly hand-stamped and -drawn primer to Dass' original philosophy. The final third of the book, subtitled "Cook Book for a Sacred Life," addresses the practical application of Dass' spiritual path, including advice on sleep, diet, asanas, engagement, meditation, and establishing a zen center. The resource listing at the end of the book is a welcome next step away from this insightful guide to self-discovery.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens (Weathervane, 1977)
    This special edition of Dickens' 1843 holiday tale is lavishly illustrated by Arthur Rackham. I try to reread this every Christmas, and every year, the book reveals something new. This year, I was struck by Scrooge's visit to the tempest-tossed lighthouse and the thieves' selling of his plundered belongings. It's a delightful book rich with warmth and care -- a perfect Christmas reminder.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Excellent.

    The Collected Omaha the Cat Dancer Vol. 1 by Reed Waller and Kate Worley (Fantagraphics, 1995)
    Funny animal and anthropomorphic comics aren't really my bag, much less anthro comics that involve sex. But I have a couple of soft spots for the funny animals, including Arn Saba's Neil the Horse, Martin Wagner's Hepcats, and this historic furry book that's been on my radar as long as I've read comics. What I thought was your basic Eros-style furry porn is actually much more mature and complex. Parts commentary on the advent of blue laws in Minneapolis, mystery story, and softcore porn/love affair, Omaha has now risen in my estimation. The narrative has substance, the characters are multidimensional, and I'll have to give the next volume a shot.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    Comic Books and Other Necessities of Life: A Collection of POV Columns by Mark Evanier (TwoMorrows, 2002)
    Christopher Hitchens has stopped doing his column for The Nation. And Mark Evanier has stopped doing his column for the Comics Buyer's Guide. Funny thing, you rarely, if ever, see Hitchens and Evanier in the same place at the same time. Are they one and the same? You decide. Collecting columns that Evanier penned for CBG between 1994 and 2002, this book sheds light on the perspective of a true comics fan working within the comics industry. Evanier writes about alternate comics universes, his time working for Hanna-Barbera, the trials and tribulations of a comic book editor, shoplifting from the Cherokee Book Shop in LA, the LA Comic Book Club, William M. Gaines' role in the Comics Code controversy, his close friend Sergio Aragones, and other topics. Including several touching tributes to comics creators and co-conspirators, the book is as much a love letter as it is a look inside the industry.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    The Complete Crumb Comics Vol. 4: Mr. Sixties! by Robert Crumb (Fantagraphics, 1997)
    Collecting material created in 1966-67 for American Greeting Cards, as well as early issues of Yarrowstalks and Zap, this volume of the reprint series offers up some of Crumb's first truly underground comics. Also including pieces originally published in Underground Review, Cavalier, and the East Village Other, the book presents lushly colored, fully inked, and totally sketchy pieces that feature many of Crumb's iconic character. Snappy Bitts and Krazy Krax are here, as are Mr. Natural, Flakey Foont, Fritz the Cat, and Joey Tissue and the Dummies (band name alert!). The greeting card artwork is a welcome bit of ephemera, but republishing the Sad Book in full color was largely a waste of space.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Excellent.

    Days of Love, Nights of War: Crimethink for Beginners by the CrimethInc. Workers' Collective (CrimethInc. Free Press, 2001)
    The Atlanta-based CrimethInc. collective is one of the more impressive leftist- and Subgenius-inspired creative groups to emerge in the last few years. Between their columns in Maximum Rocknroll, Harbinger newspaper, and other micromedia activity (including this beautifully produced book), CrimethInc. is an impressively post-leftist and post-punk (in the truest sense of the term) non-organization. This book, then, is a primer to Crimethink. An A-Z sampler of sorts, the tome transmits CrimethInc.'s positions on anarchy, capitalistic culture, gender politics, the hypocrisy of history, image-driven ideologies, media manipulation, the politics of plagiarism, technology, and work. CrimethInc. practices what it preaches, critiquing while constructing. A how-to handbook for helping yourself.
    Days to read: 30. Rating: Good.

    The Files of Ms. Tree Vol. One: I, for an Eye, and Death Do Us Part by Max Collins and Terry Beatty (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1984)
    I suppose we can forgive Max Allan Collins his movie and TV tie-in novels. His mid-'80s two-color comics series and column for Asian Cult Cinema more than maintain his indie cred. Collecting material from Eclipse Magazine #1-6 and Ms. Tree's Thrilling Detective Adventures #1-3, this vintage volume showcases a long-gone gem of independent comics. Shades of a female Mack Bolan, Tree is a hard-boiled private investigator hot on the heels of a crime syndicate responsible for her husband's death. Full of references to pulp novels of the past, Ms. Tree is a rich read, and Beatty's Johnny Craig-like artwork is a joyful counterpoint to Collins' hard-boiled humor.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Excellent.

    The Files of Ms. Tree Vol. 3: The Mike Mist Case Book by Max Collins, Terry Beatty, and Gary Kato (Renegade Press, 1986)
    Not as impressive or enjoyable as the first volume in the reprint series, this edition collects the Mike Mist Minute Mist-eries and Mist-related stories previously published in Ms. Tree. Equal parts Ms. Tree and Encyclopedia Brown, the pieces comprise one- and two-page self-sleuthing stories, as well as a longer story arches featuring Ms. Tree gleaned from Ms. Tree #9, the Ms. Tree Rock & Roll Summer Special, and Ms. Tree 3-D (reprinted here in black and white). While the longer stories are enjoyable, the Encyclopedia Brown-styled pieces fall flat.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Fair.

    The Gods Themselves by Isaac Asimov (Easton Press, 1986)
    Call me a chump, but I've signed up for Easton Press' Masterpieces of Science Fiction collection. The books are expensive, but the production is lovely, and each book comes with Collector's Notes that detail the edition's content and context. This 1972 novel was Asimov's first adult s-f novel since 1957, and it's curious that he occupied himself otherwise for 15 years. It's a solid novel split into three parts. In the first, a scientific discovery brings limitless energy and abundance to the world -- while endangering it. In the second, an alien society in a parallel universe grapples with the same discovery. And in the third, Asimov takes us to the moon, where the political and societal implications are even more intense. The book is good -- I read it in one sitting -- and I can only hope that future selections are as impressive.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    The Hobbit, or There and Back Again by J.R.R. Tolkien (Houghton Mifflin, 1937)
    Inspired by watching the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers with mom and dad over Christmas, I decided to reread the Hobbit. What a wonderful book! I remember it being more complex when I first read it in junior high, but it's a clear-cut linear heroic quest of a novel. Tolkien's descriptions of Smaug, Beorn, and the other fantastic denizens of Middle Earth are wonderful, and it's funny how offhand Bilbo's discovery of the ring is treated. I'll read this to my children when I'm a father.
    Days to read: 2. Rating: Excellent.

    The House at Maakies Corner by Tony Millionaire (Fantagraphics, 2002)
    Tony Millionaire, who once posed as Brian Ralph for a photo at a comicon -- and who wrote and drew these comic strips between 2000 and 2002 -- is brilliant. Chip Kidd, who designed this book, which reproduces one strip to an overlong page, is brilliant. Whoever chose the materials for the cover? Not brilliant. Every copy of this book I've seen has been prematurely scraped, indented, smudged, or otherwise damaged. Awful choice of library binding-like grey cover finish. The interiors, however, are breathtaking. Millionaire combines hyperreal period sketches of ships with the pottymouth laugh riot of Drinky Crow and Uncle Gabby. Well read in alt.weeklies such as the Stranger, Maakies is even more impressive in bulk. Kudos.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Excellent.

    Propaganda Inc.: Selling America's Culture to the World 2nd edition by Nancy Snow (Open Media, 2002)
    While I'm slightly doubtful that editor Greg Puggiero's tactic of padding the volumes that comprise the Open Media Pamphlet Series with lefty celeb commentary has merit -- this booklet alone includes an author's note, preface, foreword, and introduction that account for about a third of the text -- I'm glad to see a reprint of Snow's 1998 account of her time working for the United States Information Agency. Snow looks at the USIA's role in global propaganda efforts, analyzes the agency's history, and offers steps readers can take to improve media literacy and foreign relations. At the same time, Snow highlights a lot of fascinating ephemera: the Committee on Public Information's four-minute men, the complicity of Hollywood during World War I, tactics of propagandists, and the USIA's role in NAFTA.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Good.

    The Spirit Archives Vol. 1 by Will Eisner (DC, 2000)
    Books like this make me wish I had more money. While Marvel has excelled at publishing inexpensive reprint collections, including the disappointingly black-and-white but still necessary Essential anthologies, DC has erred on the side of $50 full-color archival books. Granted, they're absolutely beautiful, especially this wonderfully colored collection of Spirit Sundays originally published between June 2 and Dec. 29, 1940. Marvel's color reproductions have always suffered, but this collection trumps the Smithsonian book in terms of how the Spirit should be reprinted. As I can afford them, I'll continue to buy them despite Eisner's regrettably -- and perhaps now apologetically -- racist depiction of Ebony.
    Days to read: NA. Rating: Excellent.

    Spunky Spot: A Tale of One Smart Fish by Suzanne Tate and James Melvin (Nags Head Art, 1989)
    Fourth in Tate's nature series, this simple story about a spot fish who avoids the temptation of worms is a not-so-thinly veiled anti-drug message sponsored by Just Say No International. Tate's script is silly, and Melvin's art is amateurish, but it's impressive that the Outer Banks have spawned a regional children's press -- and that Tate has created 25 books as part of the nature series, complete with teaching guides.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Poor.

    The UFO Silencers by Timothy Green Beckley (Inner Light, 1990)
    This lower-cost samizdat edition of the renowned UFO researcher's expose of the men in black is a single-sided, photocopied volume that, at 160 pages, might be incomplete. Drawing heavily on first-person and secondary source accounts of encounters with these mysterious UFO conspirators who attempt to quash research of and communication about sightings, the book builds and builds on its primary case -- that men in black exist -- but fails to deliver any real conclusions or advice for dealing with the possible alien or government agents. The most notable aspect of the book is its insight on UFO culture, as Beckley mentions many of the major UFO researchers, periodicals, and organizations.
    Days to read: 9. Rating: Fair.

    Video Girl Ai Vol. 5: Spinoff by Masakazu Katsura (Viz, 2002)
    While the manga seemed to have run its course with the end of the anime series' six episodes, this manga, which hasn’t been available even as fansubbed anime previously, adds several wrinkles. One, Ai's "master" sends another video girl, the vampiric Mai, to win over Yota and vanquish Ai. Meanwhile, the amnesiac Ai and Yota continue their flirtation while he's turn between Moemi, his longtime friend, and Nobuko, who's more than proved her love to the ever-fickle Yota.
    Days to read: 1. Rating: Excellent.

    Soundtrack: The Fall, "The Infotainment Scan"

    Friday, January 03, 2003

    Manna for Media Dieticians VI
    I have one (1) Shark MX E-Mail for Game Boy kit for one (1) lucky Media Dietician. The first Game Boy-gallivanting Media Dietician to contact me wins this free setup that offers you email on the go from your Game Boy Color or Game Boy Pocket. Basically, Shark MX provides an email client, phone dialer, calendar, address book, calculator, and clock, making your Game Boy a PDA as well as a games device.

    No warranty, no return. First come, first win.

    Soundtrack: Kiss My Jazz, "In the Lost Souls Convention"
    Pieces, Particles XII
    The following media-related stories recently spotted in print publications might be worth a look. Heads and decks, only. Heads and decks. Apologies for the long entry, but it's a 2K2 blowout!

    2002: A Cell-Phone Odyssey by Rebecca Weider, Boston Phoenix, Aug. 30, 2002
    We're intoxicated by new inventions. But sometimes progress can be problematic.

    9-11 Amateur Radio in New York by Bart Lee, Popular Communications, September 2002
    A private citizen's eyewitness report on ham radio's finest hour

    Advertising by Jane Levere, New York Times, July 31, 2002
    A dishwashing liquid capitalizes on cutting the grease on dishes -- and the oil on ducks.

    Analyze Disk by Franz Lidz, Sports Illustrated, Aug. 26, 2002
    Frisbee designer Ed Headrick left behind one beloved piece of sporting equipment -- and a strange last wish

    Are We Still Bowling Alone? by Christopher Shea, Boston Globe, Dec. 15, 2002

    The Attack of Stealth Pitches by Leonard Pitts, Chicago Tribune, Sept. 3, 2002
    Advertisements by people we would never suspect

    Book Reviewing, African-American Style by Wanda Coleman, The Nation, Sept. 16, 2002
    It is incumbent upon any reviewer to grasp the diverse happenstances of what was once simply summarized as "the Black Experience."

    Brand New Jag by Rob Walker, Boston Globe, Sept. 15, 2002
    The Clash sell luxury goods

    Case-Sensitive Crusader by John Schwartz, New York Times, Dec. 29, 2002
    Who owns the Internet? You and i do.

    Comic Book Clubs by Don Allen, Comics & Games Retailer, June 2002
    Start your own literary discourse on comics

    Comic Strip Uses Clip Art As Antiwar Ammo by Cary Darling, Boston Globe, Jan. 1, 2003

    CrossGen Makes Comics Returnable... from the Readers, Comics & Games Retailer, January 2003

    Dear Orphan Annie by Jeet Heer, Boston Globe, Sept. 15, 2002
    Why cartoon characters get all the best mail

    Draw What You Know by Nick Hornby, New York Times Book Review, Dec. 22, 2002
    Graphic novels are never dull -- try saying that about most works of prose fiction.

    Drive Small by Jane Mayer, The New Yorker, Sept. 2, 2002

    Dropping Logos That Shout, Luxury Sellers Try Whispers by Tracie Rozhon, New York Times, Sept. 15, 2002

    Eggers Goes It Alone by Malcolm Jones, Newsweek, Oct. 7, 2002

    Encyclopedias Still Speak Volumes by David Mehegan, Boston Globe, Dec. 30, 2002
    People are going back to the source in print form

    Ever Been to a Public Supper? by Brooke Dojny, Down East, July 20002
    Some weekends the finest dining in town is at the local parish hall.

    Extraordinary Details by Mike Cotton, Wizard, December 2002
    Alan Moore's "League of Extraordinary Gentleman" packs in more Easter eggs and cameos than any DVD -- and Wizard points out and analyzes what you might have missed

    Finding Black History's Lost Stories by John Fountain, New York Times, Dec. 29, 2002
    Project aims to fill in gaps by moving beyond familiar faces

    From Fan to the Man by Dave Marshall, Wizard, December 2002
    JSA fan club founder gets crack at writing


    Me, hardly working


    Gay Old Times by Rebecca Mead, The New Yorker, Sept. 2, 2002

    Ghostwriting the Law by Karen Olsson, Mother Jones, September/October 2002
    A little-known corporate lobby is drafting business-friendly bills for state legislators across the country.

    Group Think by Malcolm Gladwell, The New Yorker, Dec. 2, 2002
    What does "Saturday Night Live" have in common with German philosophy?

    He Lit up HBO. Now He Must Run It by Bill Carter, New York Times, Dec. 29, 2002

    Hold That Cell Phone, Chicago Tribune, Dec. 27, 2002

    In Battle of the Band, Some Like It Low by Kathleen Brill, Boston Globe, Sept. 15, 2002

    In Nod to Vinyl, Some Reject CD's Sound of Silence by Randy Lewis, Boston Globe, Dec. 28, 2002

    In Whose Interest? by Ian Donnis, Boston Phoenix, Nov. 22, 2002
    Broadcasters use a public asset -- the airwaves -- to make their money. So why do we let them take in millions in political advertising when mandatory free air time for candidates could raise the level of debate in political campaigns?

    Israeli-Palestinian Battles Intrude on "Sesame Street" by Julie Salamon, New York Times, July 30, 2002

    It’s Time to Turn off Those Bells and Whistles by Matt Richtel, New York Times, Sept. 8, 2002

    The Joy of School Supplies by Julia Keller, Chicago Tribune, Sept. 3, 2002

    Justices Call on Bench's Bard to Limit His Lyricism by Adam Liptak, New York Times, Dec. 15, 2002

    "Kirk, Honey. It's Me, Spock!" by Julie Madsen, Utne, September-October 2002
    Women's fantasies find a powerful outlet in these strange stories about odd couples

    Laddie Come Lately by Seth Mnookin, Newsweek, Sept. 16, 2002
    Has Maxim's babes-and-beer formula finally grown old?

    Like the Song, Love the Car by Phil Patton, New York Times, Sept. 15, 2002
    Music sells cars. Now car commercials are selling the music.

    Look Who Shrunk the Computer by Jeffrey Zygmont, Boston Globe Magazine, Dec. 29, 2002
    Wisecracking rebel Harold Koplow was a pharmacist before landing a job at Wang Laboratories. Then, on the verge of dismissal, he designed the first microchip-loaded, user-friendly desktop unit.

    Mis-Fortune's Child by Maximillian Potter, GQ, December 2002
    Since John Huey took over as the editorial director of AOL Time Warner's magazines, he has presided over an editorial bloodbath. In the space of one year, he has replaced the top editors of People, Sports Illustrated and Entertainment Weekly. In doing so, he has jeopardized almost $5 billion in revenues -- and spread fear through a traditionally sedate corporate culture.

    Morphing Magalogs by Greg Lindsay, Folio, July 2002
    With third-party ads and oh-so-subtle sponsorships, custom publishing spin-offs are posturing to look and work like traditional magazines

    Music to Repulse Loitering Teenagers By by Shari Rudavsky, Boston Globe, Sept. 15, 2002
    At Forest Hills, the T has new tack to extract youths: piped-in Pops

    My Generation by William Upski Wimsatt, Utne, September-October 2002
    A young visionary sizes up the emerging youth movement and tells us there's more where that came from

    New Saint Reflects Lay Group's New Influence by Frank Bruni, New York Times, Oct. 3, 2002

    The New Weeklies by Jeff Clark, Down East, October 2002
    From York Harbor to Mount Desert Island, a flurry of newspapers is sweeping the coast.

    Online Uprising by Catherine Seipp, American Journalism Review, June 2002
    Many in the mainstream media dismiss the screeds of bloggers -- people who post their views on their own Web logs -- as so much blather. But to this Los Angeles writers, these maverick sites are well worth exploring.

    "Operator, I Demand an Automated Menu" by Ron Lieber, Wall Street Journal, July 30, 2002
    More companies train staff to aggressively pitch callers seeking customer service

    Peeling the Onion by Kathryn S. Wenner, American Journalism Review, September 2002
    With its often hilarious pitch-perfect parody of newswriting conventions, the Onion has attracted a dedicated audience for its print and online incarnations. Kathryn S. Wenner takes a behind-the-scenes look at how it all comes together.

    Police Scanners May Be Headed for Morgue by Carl Sullivan, Editor & Publisher, Nov. 25, 2002
    Memorial scheduled in Caddo Parish?


    The out basket


    The Puzzle Guy by Raoul Mowatt, Chicago Tribune, Dec. 27, 2002
    Man spends life keeping people gsues, er, guessing

    Report on a Malfunction in the Zucker Unit by John Richardson, Esquire, October 2002
    The man who saved television (i.e., NBC's "Jeff Zucker") is brilliant, decisive, and laconic, but is otherwise quite lifelike. All was well until we initiated a "humanizing" profile. We take up the story at this critical juncture.

    The Revolution Will Be Televised by Jefferson Reid, Utne, September-October 2002
    The top 10 counterculture characters in TV history

    Rock and Roll Report Card by Ivan Kreilkamp, Boston Globe, Dec. 29, 2002
    Critic Robert Christgau turns the capsule review into an art form

    The Slow Lane by John Seabrook, The New Yorker, Sept. 2, 2002
    Can anyone solve the problem of traffic?

    Sublime Decay by Lawrence Weschler, New York Times Magazine, Dec. 22, 2002
    Martin Scorsese and others may plead for the preservation of decomposing film stock, but a radical new film shows that there's unexpected beauty in those self-immolating archives.

    Superhero Status Quo by Aaron Schatz, Boston Phoenix, Dec. 20, 2002
    Marvel's gay cowboy changes nothing

    Televisionary by Don Aucoin, Boston Globe, Sept. 7, 2002
    Decades after the fact, the world is just tuning into the work of TV inventor Philo T. Farnsworth

    Temporary Beauty by Christopher Hayes, Chicago Reader, Aug. 30, 2002
    Poetry guerrillas hit the pavement.

    That '80s Show by Mike Rubin, GQ, July 2002
    Pulsing keyboards, vocoders and styles straight out of "Liquid Sky." The curious return of electro -- from Berlin to Brooklyn -- drags Reagan-era nightlife back to a club near you

    That Guy Showing off His New Phone May Be a Shill by Suzanne Vranica, Wall Street Journal, July 31, 2002
    New campaign for Sony Ericsson puts actors in real-life settings; women play Battleship at the bar

    The Touch of Brian Graden, Rolling Stone, Oct. 3, 2002
    The man behind South Park and The Osbournes seeks to reinvent VH1

    Treehouse Residents Receive an Eviction Notice by Patricia Leigh Brown, New York Times, Sept. 8, 2002
    A county decides that parks are not for residences.

    Tribulations at the Trib by Seth Mnookin, Newsweek, Oct. 7, 2002
    Now it's Bob Green's old employer that's being questioned about the columnist's scandalous downfall

    Twisted Sister Frontman Still Wants to Rock by Richard Harrington, Boston Globe, Jan. 1, 2003
    There's more than music to Dee Snider

    Was Romenesko Built in a Daze? by Greg Mitchell, Editor & Publisher, Nov. 25, 2002
    Forget Iraq, Osama, and the ad-revenue blahs: When a favorite Web site gets redesigned, all hell breaks loose in media land

    When "Gangs of New York" Author Got Mencken Banned in Boston by Carol Schoettler, Chicago Tribune, Dec. 27, 2002

    Where Did All the Womyn Go? by Loren King, Boston Phoenix, Nov. 22, 2002
    Two local feminist standard-bearers survived almost 30 years of cultural upheaval and technological change. New Words bookstore and Sojourner newspaper have finally succombed, but they're looking to reinvent themselves.

    W.S.J.: G.O.P., R.I.P. by William Safire, New York Times Magazine, Dec. 15, 2002
    Newspaper war of initialese.

    You've Got Mail by Simon Dumenco, Folio, July 2002
    A meditation on the lost literature of letters to the editor of In Style -- and why such a letter may actually be a cry for help.

    If you work for a magazine and would like to sign me up for a complimentary subscription, please feel free to do so. My address is in the grey bar over on the left.

    Soundtrack: The Flaming Lips, "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots"
    Mention Me! XXVII
    Ross Mayfield's social network map offers a visual representation of links among members of Ryze's Blog Tribe. It also maps links among people who've identified each other as Friends within Ryze. I'm in there somewhere. While visually intriguing -- I didn't realize I was such a wallflower! -- this is the start of some substantial online social network analysis. Thanks, Ross, for taking this on!
    Sites for Sore Eyes
    It's a lazy week for me, so here are some relatively new sites to distract you from the relative Media Diet Quiet:

    The Blogs of War: Dr. Frank of long-time East Bay punk band the Mr. T Experience blogs!

    Exploit Boston!: "Greater Boston's independent guide to art, culture, and entertainment events"

    Nerd: Joe Sizzle asked, "What would Media Diet be like if it were done by a nerd?" I bristled. Then I remembered: I'm a geek.

    Random Web Search: A random word generator plugged into Google. Feeling lucky, punk?
    Event-O-Dex XXVII

    Saturday, Jan. 4: art opening for Robert Moeller's exhibit of new paintings (large oils in the Diebenkorn manner) at the Zeitgeist Gallery on Inman Square in Somerville

    Tuesday, Jan. 7: Tubular Tuesday featuring DJ Boothnavy from Lifestyle and the Let Down, Love Your Enemies (tribute to Microdisney, featuring Aaron Tap, Paula Kelley, and members of Baby Ray), Scrapple, Declan and Wendy, and Endz in Z (featuring Paul Natale) at TT the Bear's Place on Central Square in Cambridge.

    Thursday, January 02, 2003

    Blogging About Blogging XLII
    The third annual Bloggies awards are underway. You can only fill out the nomination form once -- and vote once, natch -- so take a look at the nomination form, put on your blogging caps, and get involved. I guess. I'm not sure how I feel about stuff like this -- and I'm a nominating judge for the Webbies -- but I think that Dan Cederholm's a shoe in for best blog-related merch. Let the in crowding begin!
    Mention Me! XXVI
    I'm a thought leader! Fancy that. Seems I'm keeping some pretty good company.
    From the In Box: It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World XVIII
    Thanks for posting a link to my story. I got mentioned on Slashdot, too, so I got several thousand hits last week.

    Just one thought: You mentioned it was "a bit
    Who Moved My Cheese-ish." I beg to differ. The story is more about the dangers of making change for change's sake or modernizing business processes and practices to go along with the latest trends, rather than as a result of actual analysis.

    As well, having worked for over three years with a CRM company, I'm becoming more and more skeptical of CRM's claims, and the story reflects that too. I don't believe that the "relationship" a company has with a customer is anything like the relationship that CRM firms try to portray. Maybe I'll tackle it in another
    ebook -- fiction or nonfiction.
    -- Jonathan Cohen
    The Art of Protest
    The New Haven Advocate recently published an excellent feature about the Beehive Collective's series of posters protesting Plan Colombia. The article touches on the role of anti-copyright media production, the importance of activist "convergences" as distribution mechanisms, and the United States' complicity in Colombia's human rights violations. Reporter Hank Hoffman indicates a deep knowledge of and involvement in protest-based politics, and this is one of the better accounts of a politcal collective's activities I've read in awhile. Worth checking out.

    Thanks to Utne Web Watch.
    Soylent Green Is... Corporations?
    Early last month, local government officials in Porter Township, Pennsylvania, refused to recognize corporate claims to civil rights when it took steps to better protect residents from toxic sewage sludge. In 2000, one of the country's largest sludge-hauling corporations sued the township because it requested -- required -- verification of the safety of sludge dumped in the area. The complaint claims that the township is infringing civil and constitutional rights held by the company.

    While the township's legal actions might merely be a response to the suits brought against them -- how can a company claim its rights have been infringed if the company has no rights in that locale? -- what interests me is this case's potential impact on the very nature of incorporation itself. Historically, incorporation emerged in the world of business to establish companies as quasi-legal entities that were responsible for the companies' activities -- an effort to shield the business owners and managers who in fact take action on behalf of those very corporations.

    Part of the problem with the cases of corporate corruption we saw come to light in the last year stems from the lack of legal responsibility held by the executives of companies around the world. If an oil company, say, pollutes the ocean, the company is held liable -- not the business leaders that made the decisions that led to the pollution. Anything we can do to better hold executives responsible for the consequences of their corporate actions -- intended and unintended -- would be good, I think. Porter Township might be a step in the right direction.

    Thanks to Utne Web Watch.
    Comics and Commentary IV
    Ninth Art has published a couple of good year-end round-up analyses of the state of the comic-book industry. In 2002 Backwards Paul O'Brien serves up a publisher-by-publisher recount of the industry's hits and misses, touching on some of the biggest comics events of recent note: the launch of Rawhide Kid and the emergence of manga. As welcome as his backward look is, he totally neglects independent and alternative publishers, which is a shame.

    The Ninth Art crew didn't make that mistake when selecting the winners of their 2002 Lighthouse Awards, however. By recognizing Top Shelf as the publisher of the year and tipping hat to Slave Labor Graphics, Alternative Comics, Xeric grant winner Amy Unbounded, Roger Langridge, and Jessice Abel, the team shows that even though the Web site focuses primarily on the mainstream, big-publisher books, staff members continue to read comics that really matter. Kudos!
    Hiptop Nation III
    Some random snaps from my Christmas week in northern Wisconsin.









    New Year's Daze II
    Happy new year to Media Dieticians everywhere! I've been away from the net for a couple of weeks -- Christmas week in northern Wisconsin, the office network's been down since Monday -- and I've got to catch up on email and some work stuff before I dive back into Media Diet. I came back to 800-plus personal emails and about 1,200 work-related emails. Harrumph.

    But I hope the holidays were relaxing and refreshing. May 2003 bring only the best in happiness, health, love, and good fortune! Media Diet will return to its regular frequency relatively soon, I hope.

    Monday, December 30, 2002

    Schoolhouse Punk Rock
    From Revelation Records's Dec. 20 email newsletter:

    A lot of people know that Revelation Records was originally going to be called Schism (a name that was later used by Alex Brown and Porcell for their new label). Not as many know that the reason the name was changed was that, according to Ray Cappo, Bold would only agree to release "Speak Out" on the new label if the name was Revelation. For those who don't know, "Speak Out" was originally going to be released by Wishing Well Records, but it took so long to come out that Ray was able to talk the guys in Bold into putting the record out on Revelation.


    Who knew?

    Sunday, December 22, 2002

    Tower of Power
    An out-of-service water tower that was built as an Art Deco monument during the New Deal is being retrofitted to house Milwaukee's Department of Neighborhood Services. Next month, the octagonal tower will be outfitted with natural gas-fired microturbines, making a one-time landmark a model for sustainable civic energy.
    War Correspendents' School
    Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reporter Katherine Skiba recently participated in a six-day Pentagon training session for journalists sent to cover military conflicts such as the pending war in Iraq. Her first-person account of the experience addresses the primary purpose of the program -- ostensibly to make journalists safer -- while countering the potential misinformation overseas by having more American reporters on the frontlines. Skiba's story also sheds some light on the realities -- and horrors -- of war, something most journalists are probably ill prepared to face.
    Here Comes Fandom Claus
    The Chicago Tribune features an excellent profile of a Rankin/Bass fan who's gone on to make his fandom into a cottage industry. Rick Goldschmidt, a telecommunications worker, has authored two books on stop-motion animation classics such as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, manages an archive that's often drawn on for books and other projects, and consults on commercial efforts such as Rhino's recent "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town/Frosty the Snowman" soundtrack reissue. The article is a good look at how fans can become expert historians.

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